Perhaps I am just a protective DVC person who feels that I truly do "own" a piece of Disney (I know that isn't really the case), but I just had to leave a neighborhood barbeque when two people were talking about how they lie to get Guest Assistance Cards at the Disney parks. The one guy said that he always tells them that he has irritable bowel syndrome, while the other person said that she tried that and it didn't work. The first guy went on to say how great the card is, etc. etc. etc. I have a son with diabetes and, although many people use that as a legitimate way to get a card (since waiting in the heat makes it tough to manage blood sugar for a little kid), I have never done that. It makes me mad when a guy makes up a reason to get the card. I am from Jersey and, although most people don't fit the Jersey stereotype, this guy fit the Tony Soprano stereotype to a T. I know there are worse things someone can do than fake an illness to get a Guest Services Card, but it really p*ssed me off.