Peeps 2. The Sweaty Asian Strikes Back. Pt 2. Feb '10. 2/21-Final Chapter. Link to TR

[winkers]

They should have a category...I flush if I am going to let one loose so it hides the sound of the poof.....

I'd have to raise my hand on that one.

 

[glennbo123]

Yep, I'm not much of a soccer player, but when it comes to a public restroom, I flush like Pele.

 

[glennbo123]

Here's another one I liked. The Washington Post had a game, challenging people to pick a word and add, subtract, or alter a single letter to give it a new meaning. One of the words submitted was:

Urinpal. A guy who uses the one next to you even though all the others are unoccupied.

 

[jordanyosh]

Yep, I'm not much of a soccer player, but when it comes to a public restroom, I flush like Pele.

it's the only way to go.

Here's another one I liked. The Washington Post had a game, challenging people to pick a word and add, subtract, or alter a single letter to give it a new meaning. One of the words submitted was:

Urinpal. A guy who uses the one next to you even though all the others are unoccupied.

What's up with that? I always leave one stall at the very least.....

 

[joy13]

Well, this thread has certainly taken an interesting turn!

 

[that's nice]

Out of the 109 pages of Peeps II (or is it III?), about 100 of them are about dookie, passing gas, going potty, leaking, or just down right 'blowing it up'

Always a good read here when I need a laugh!

 

[PopArtGal]

I'm here.

We are reading a lot of the same TRs, so I decided to come check yours. Well I browsed a bit before, but never had the time to completely read. So I am doing that right now hehe

 

[glennbo123]

:What's up with that? I always leave one stall at the very least.....

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[jordanyosh]

Well, this thread has certainly taken an interesting turn!

yeah...

Out of the 109 pages of Peeps II (or is it III?), about 100 of them are about dookie, passing gas, going potty, leaking, or just down right 'blowing it up'

Always a good read here when I need a laugh!

i know. i thought it was mostly a guy thing, but apparently it's a human thing...women are just more covert about it.

 

[jordanyosh]

I'm here.

We are reading a lot of the same TRs, so I decided to come check yours. Well I browsed a bit before, but never had the time to completely read. So I am doing that right now hehe

all i am going to say...good luck

 

[jordanyosh]

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

I have been called many things, but scholar is not one of them...

 

[eandesmom]

i know. i thought it was mostly a guy thing, but apparently it's a human thing...women are just more covert about it.

Yes. It's called POLITE!

And it really involves self preservation.

Of image.



We just have better control...when we need to.

 

[jordanyosh]

Yes. It's called POLITE!

And it really involves self preservation.

Of image.



We just have better control...when we need to.

again your gift of wisdom shows....

women do have better control....

 

[All7OfUs]

They should have a category...I flush if I am going to let one loose so it hides the sound of the poof.....

My thought exactly! I always flush before a launch. Don't want any "funny" looks as I exit my stall. Interestingly, one of my funniest childhood memories of Disneyland was laughing until I cried at some poor old soul who ripped the most musical fart EVER in the stall next to me. She totally should have given the water a send-off, cuz I know she KNEW all of Main Street was cracking up!


Too bad I'm one of those "old souls" now.

 

[jordanyosh]

My thought exactly! I always flush before a launch. Don't want any "funny" looks as I exit my stall. Interestingly, one of my funniest childhood memories of Disneyland was laughing until I cried at some poor old soul who ripped the most musical fart EVER in the stall next to me. She totally should have given the water a send-off, cuz I know she KNEW all of Main Street was cracking up!


Too bad I'm one of those "old souls" now.

i do like a good laugh like that in the public restroom.

 

[All7OfUs]

i do like a good laugh like that in the public restroom.

I swear I thought she had room after that to go back to Casey's for another round. (Although I don't think it's called Casey's there in Anaheim)

 

[Millie12591]

Ok, this is only going to be funny to me and Jordan because in the 1996 "I'll never travel with her again" year, Jordan's friend and I had a whole discussion about the qualities of various types of plastic spoons from around the World. There IS a difference between "picnic-ware" and "heavy duty plastic ware". Don't get me started. Hee hee hee.

Your singing my song sister!!! So which side of the fence did you fall on?

That's the best! It's your secret victory... she'll be appalled it's been in her house the whole year! Hee hee hee. :
That's the best part!!

I'm thinking we need some Dookie '10 shirts made for next month.
should they be poo brown or baby poo yellow?

Great idea!! Brown with the yellow lettering.

Can they be scratch n' sniff?

Ok, this thread just took an ugly turn... :
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Just!?!

ewwww!
I guess it would be ok as long as the scratch n'sniff part wasn't on the bum.

OK, now I've heard it all!!

The Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader.

Page 454 is titled "Bathroom Statistics" and it goes something like this (I'm soooo tempted to include editorial comments, but I'll try to refrain, and just type away.)

BATHROOM STATISTICS

At Home

• 30% of people suffer from nocturia -- they have to get up at least once a night to pee. Only when preggers.
• 74% of people read in the bathroom (Go team!); 47% talk on the phone; 11% eat in there.I guess I would be the one on the phone one, never eat!
• Top five pet peeves of sharing a bathroom:
  1. Not replacing the toilet paper when it runs out. I'm the one usually replacing it!
  2. Leaving the seat up (according to women). Too many cosmetics on the counter (according to men). Nope, thanks to my Mr. Incredible being incredible that way.
  3. Leaving toothpaste globs in the sink. I don't share a sink, so no problem there.
  4. Leaving spots on the mirror. This would sooo be me.
  5. Leaving dirty clothes on the floor. Nope. Doesn't bother me.
• When watching the Super Bowl, 38% of viewers go to the bathroom during the commercials, so they won't miss the game; 23% go during the game, so they won't miss the commercials. During the game for me. I live in Texas and I'm still alive after saying this! I may have to go into a protective program, but I'm still alive.

Away From Home

• 74% perform some type of "maintenance" task -- wiping the seat, flushing, putting down a seat cover -- before using a public toilet. Nearly a third say they bring their own materials -- Kleenex, sanitizing wipes, etc. -- to perform the task. Hello, my name is Camille and I carry sanitizer wipes every where I go, I've gone four days without cleaning. <hanging head>
• 7% suffer from paruresis -- shy bladder syndrome. Not one single problem there, half the time I'm watching that I don't do it spontaneously when sneezing or coughing. Thank God I quit smoking all those years ago, no smokers hack here anymore, or I would be totally wearing Depends all the time.
• 40% flush restroom toilets with their feet instead of their hands. Self admitted foot flusher, you wont catch me flushing with a hand. uh, uh, no way no how!
• 38% of people say they've peeked into someone else's medicine cabinet. (4% of these snoops say they were caught in the act.)
  Can't say I've ever been one to do this unless I'm looking for t.p. or I hate it when people have guests and don't put out toilet paper! What is wrong with people?

Paper TrailPersonally I'm just pleased as punch there is something to wipe with. As you know from previous conversation on here... I'm a self confessed part scrunch and fold girl. I guess Winkers and I are the rare few in this regard.

you're on a roll....or just shorten dookie to dook. The Dook and Duchess.

This is perfect!!! I'm sure Ms. Rose will love this!

They should have a category...I flush if I am going to let one loose so it hides the sound of the poof.....

Who doesn't? Oh wait! I forgot I don't poof.

i do like a good laugh like that in the public restroom.

They usually happen when one of your kids (who happens to be 3 at the time) let's some comment slip out when entering the bathroom...."Pewwwww Wee Stinky! Ba-be! It sure is stinky in here! What have you been EATIN??!!?? <---- This was me. Of course it didn't help matters that this is exactly what I use to say to tease my poor children every time I changed their diaper when they were little....

 

[PopArtGal]

Hi all... I can't believe (who am I kidding... of course I can believe it...) that Jordan's PTR is on Vol 2, p 4 already...

But just an update - his kid pix are somewhat outdated... here are recent pix of the wee ones:

Erin, 7 (going on 17)

Dylan, 4

Ashlyn, 15 mo.

... and this is for Jordan: I'm eating my mom's pot roast and gravy for lunch right now. Mmmmmmmmmm good. And this morning Erin heard my folks come in and she thought she heard your voice, and she jumped up and squealed (as only Erin can), "Uncle Jordie!!!!!" and went running to find you. It was very cute.

Your cuties are even cuter!

 

[PopArtGal]

Chapter 57. Another Dining Conundrum

Hello and good evening.

It's only 10:30pm PST and I'm beat already. I'm used to staying up late, but since my work schedule has changed, I'm in bed no later than 11:30pm. I'm up at 5:30am to be at work by 6:30am.

So I have a new Dining issue. I can almost guess what you are going to say--you all being who you are. Okay here's the dealio:

If you haven't read some of the banter, in addition to the Cast of Characters, there are several DISers that will be in attendance during our visit to WDW. Some of us have met up before in Feb 08. We are looking to spending time together this time too.

They are as follows:

EnglishRose47, she's on the left:

Blueyed Girl, she's on the right:

Winkers and her DH, I stole this from her PTR:

Here's the flat version I took with me in 08

ScottNY. I don't have a pic.

Most of us have 4-5 days that overlap. We are in the process of setting at least one TS meal together. Winkers, Rosie and I are already eating at Kouzzina. So that makes 2 TS meals with DISers

Here's the thing. I am on the QSDP plan. At the time I booked, I thought I'd only be eating 2 TS with my cousins and I didn't mind paying OOP for 2 meals. I could make up the 2 CS meals by getting up early and having breakfast --in theory anyway.

However now I have 4 TS scheduled. If you include my dinner at Boma which was originally on the DxDP, but is now not. Boma is OOP as well (AKA punkinDP). That's 5 TS OOP. IF I stayed with the QSDP, I would have to make up 5 CS meals somehow that are already paid for. That would mean 5 breakfasts (translation: getting up early). Plus I'd be paying probably 125-175 OOP for those TS meals.

How many of you know where this is going? Did I have you at hello? I was thinking "Why not change to the regular DDP?" I called Donna the TA and to upgrade to the regular DDP for the Pop portion of my trip--90 dollars. What do you think? 90 dollars vs 125-175 dollars? Should I go for it?

IF I do it, I have 4 TS meals to fill So back to polling the readers for their opinions. I can join Wendy and gang for some meals, but that would require cancelling and trying to rebook the same restaurants. The only 2 I am missing are Chef Mickeys (no thank you) and Kona which I actually want to try......So if I ate at Kona with them, that's 6 ADRs, that leaves me with 3 or 1 regular TS and maybe 1 signature both solo in all likelihood.

Here are my top 5:

Le Cellier
Chefs de France
Tutto Italia
Raglan Road
CA Grill

Maybe move one of the ADR from solo portion to Pop portion to give me more flexibility during my solo time.....


Here are the ADRs as they stand or may stand:

Kouzzina
Prime Time Cafe
Teppan Edo
Tony's??
Kona??
Boma
Jiko
Sanaa
Brown Derby
Flying Fish

Thoughts? Opinions? What would you do? Switch to DDP? Where would you eat?

Click here for next installment

I know I'm late here. But we loved Tony's.

We actually plan on getting 2 ADRs there.

 

[winkers]

Yep, I'm not much of a soccer player, but when it comes to a public restroom, I flush like Pele.

Urinpal. A guy who uses the one next to you even though all the others are unoccupied.

I could never use the facilities with someone standing next to me...

women do have better control....

unless your my 2 yr old niece who yells at the top of her lungs "I FARTED" in restraunts.

My thought exactly! I always flush before a launch. Don't want any "funny" looks as I exit my stall. Interestingly, one of my funniest childhood memories of Disneyland was laughing until I cried at some poor old soul who ripped the most musical fart EVER in the stall next to me. She totally should have given the water a send-off, cuz I know she KNEW all of Main Street was cracking up!

.

This is my last bathroom story....I promise.

When my mom remarried my mother in law invited herself to the wedding, she had met my mom once before that. So all my family knew about her was the stories I'd tell them.

Anyway, I'm in the bathroom at the church with my mom, sisters and a few other ladies, when my MIL walks in goes into the stall and unleashes something that sounds like a thunderstorm in a metal bucket.

It was baaad. It lasted for several minutes and had us all dying in an effort to not laugh . I had to get a few of the younger girls out of there because they were quickly loosing there control.

Just when we thought the storm had passes, there was another round followed by MIL's voice saying "sorry, when you gotta go, you gotta go".
Which caused more hysterical laughing.

What makes it stranger is there were 2 other bathrooms she could have used, but she chose to unleash the beast in the one with all the women in my family.