jipsy
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An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."
"I'm sorry, sir, "said the ticket agent. We can't allow animals in the theater."
So, the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater.
He sat down next to two widows named Joanne and Shirlee. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Shirlee", whispered Joanne." "What?", said Shirlee. "I think the guy next to me is a pervert." "What makes you think so?", asks Shirlee. "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Joanne.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Shirlee. "At our age we've seen 'em all."
"I thought so too," said Joanne, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
"I'm sorry, sir, "said the ticket agent. We can't allow animals in the theater."
So, the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater.
He sat down next to two widows named Joanne and Shirlee. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Shirlee", whispered Joanne." "What?", said Shirlee. "I think the guy next to me is a pervert." "What makes you think so?", asks Shirlee. "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Joanne.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Shirlee. "At our age we've seen 'em all."
"I thought so too," said Joanne, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
