Oxymorons

[hrh_disney_queen]

I love them! Post your favorite..no fair going to a website and copying/pasting, just the ones outta your own head!

I'll lead with the obvious: Jumbo Shrimp

 

[NikitaZee]

Park in the driveway, but drive on the parkway

 

[MickeySP]

In tribute to the tip thread

Mandatory Gratuity

 

[WDW Traveler]

Baby Grand Piano

 

[Darsa]

Hmmm, let's see. Toss up between

Boneless Ribs

and

Act Natural

 

[MarkBarbieri]

Instant credit, while you wait

Invisible hairnet, light brown

 

[Janet Hill]

Defense Intelligence Agency

My BIL works here and I swear he's the dumbest person I know

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Civil War
found missing
turned up missing
pretty ugly

 

[pixiewings71]

same difference
almost done
blind viewer
Congressional ethics LOL
easy labor
genuine imitation
harmonious *******

 

[Sanchez]

Good toupee

 

[TheGoofster]

Here in Mexico, many of the little grocery stores are called "supers", and occasionally you'll see one called "Mini Super".

This thread makes me think of the Movie by Sylvester Stalone called "Oscar", when he says to one of his not-so-bright henchmen "He's right, you are an Ox and a Moron".

 

[AmyinKY]

marital bliss

budget vacation

 

[goofyernmost]

Good Coffee

 

[kaytieeldr]

A little big
artificial intelligence (okay, maybe not )

 

[tink20]

white chocolate

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

slightly (or a little) pregnant
a few thousand