WonkaKid
DIS Veteran
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- Apr 2, 2009
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A girl in line behind me at the entrance about 8:15 a.m.
(Smelling her annual pass)
"My pass smells like money."
(Smelling her credit card)
"And my credit card smells like debt."
Guy1: Be careful. The flu is going around.
Guy2: I know. It’s, like, going viral.
Girl (to her friend): I hate music critics. They're so... critical.
Guy1: Barack Obama once said ‘Avoid popularity if you would have peace.’
Guy2: That sounds naïve.
Guy1: (Googling) Wait a minute, I’m wrong. It was Abraham Lincoln.
Guy2: Oh. In that case it was wise.
Guy: Did you see the Charles Manson parole hearing on YouTube I told you about?
Girl: I did. I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with that man.
Guy1: Get in line. Get in line!
Guy2: What's the line for?
Guy1: I don't know but get in it!
And here's my obligatory Buzz Lightyear post. DLH (Dave) usually beats me. Yesterday was usual ;-). LGM was also Dave.
Happy Monday!
Rob
(Smelling her annual pass)
"My pass smells like money."
(Smelling her credit card)
"And my credit card smells like debt."
Guy1: Be careful. The flu is going around.
Guy2: I know. It’s, like, going viral.
Girl (to her friend): I hate music critics. They're so... critical.
Guy1: Barack Obama once said ‘Avoid popularity if you would have peace.’
Guy2: That sounds naïve.
Guy1: (Googling) Wait a minute, I’m wrong. It was Abraham Lincoln.
Guy2: Oh. In that case it was wise.
Guy: Did you see the Charles Manson parole hearing on YouTube I told you about?
Girl: I did. I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with that man.
Guy1: Get in line. Get in line!
Guy2: What's the line for?
Guy1: I don't know but get in it!
And here's my obligatory Buzz Lightyear post. DLH (Dave) usually beats me. Yesterday was usual ;-). LGM was also Dave.
Happy Monday!
Rob
