disneyfan'ole
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!!
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- Feb 1, 2006
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Alright my little chickadees, the wife feels that I need to post some of my thoughts following our 4 day first ever camping trip to the fort. Who knew you could learn so much by spending some quality family time at Disney.
(1) Apparently my 9 y/o daughter is a carnivorous hunter. As a large turkey strolled through our campsite, our daughter makes the shape of a gun with her fingers, says "bang, dinner" & then smiles at us. Mind you neither of us are hunters by any stretch of the imagination.
(2) Nothing good ever follows the words "Hey ya'll watch this". Sitting poolside, we began to take bets on how many more times a grown adult can dive head first down the slide before hurting himself. The answer: 4 times before he hurt his elbow & chin. Darwin at his best!
(3) Watching overloaded golf carts cruise down the road hitting bumps only to spill drinks all over the riders makes for a very funny evening. I love people watching...
(4) Mother nature always gets even. Sitting with our daughter, watching a young lad (at the encouragement of his parents) chase after some geese & ducks...only to have a goose turn around and chase him. Who knew you could have such entertainment for FREE!
Finally a few other tidbits...renting a golf cart is a wonderful idea for getting around inside the fort (I personally highly recommend Kenny); The comfort stations are some of the best we've seen; Ice is a bit overpriced considering it's just frozen water; Yellow flies hurt like the dickens when they bite; Take time to enjoy everything the fort has to offer and if you come with an open mind and mood to relax...you're sure to enjoy your time here!
(1) Apparently my 9 y/o daughter is a carnivorous hunter. As a large turkey strolled through our campsite, our daughter makes the shape of a gun with her fingers, says "bang, dinner" & then smiles at us. Mind you neither of us are hunters by any stretch of the imagination.
(2) Nothing good ever follows the words "Hey ya'll watch this". Sitting poolside, we began to take bets on how many more times a grown adult can dive head first down the slide before hurting himself. The answer: 4 times before he hurt his elbow & chin. Darwin at his best!
(3) Watching overloaded golf carts cruise down the road hitting bumps only to spill drinks all over the riders makes for a very funny evening. I love people watching...
(4) Mother nature always gets even. Sitting with our daughter, watching a young lad (at the encouragement of his parents) chase after some geese & ducks...only to have a goose turn around and chase him. Who knew you could have such entertainment for FREE!
Finally a few other tidbits...renting a golf cart is a wonderful idea for getting around inside the fort (I personally highly recommend Kenny); The comfort stations are some of the best we've seen; Ice is a bit overpriced considering it's just frozen water; Yellow flies hurt like the dickens when they bite; Take time to enjoy everything the fort has to offer and if you come with an open mind and mood to relax...you're sure to enjoy your time here!