"OUR BIG, FAT DISNEY VACATION!" Ch.26 NEW! 2/11 pg. 121 "And they lived happily ever&

[TwinkieMama]

good use of an OT poop story to liven up a tantrum filled airplane experience

still lovin' it -especially the Barbie sized portions!

You are an awesome mama!
your friend,
Ethel

 

[mikayla73]

What a great pick me up for a rainy dreary day here!

 

[disneylizzy]

OMG, I just laughed so hard. Do you have to be a mom to totally relate to the plane trip? UtahMama, you are our generation's Erma Bombeck.

 

[Grammyof2]

Yes, have been there, done that, got the t shirt to prove it. Thankfully those days are over for me, but I feel your pain. And thank God I wasn't on that plane

 

[sheridac]

Aaawww!!!! What a lil' angel!!!!!!!!

 

[DISUNC]

OMG!

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I am just catching up on all my TR's!!!!! I cant even fully comment on this one, because I live in a townhouse community & I am on my deck reading this hysterical laughing....NOW my laptop is being passed around from neighbor to neighbor!

 

[MomPlanner22]

I watched the video of Norah and my own DD, 2, said, "Baby, wahhhhh." I think she was showing toddler empathy, not laughing at her!

I remember those poops -- don't you wish he would have fit in one of those little bathroom sinks? Those poops never happened at home -- always at church or somewhere else you were trapped without access to spare necessities.

So glad you are home and loved the picture of you with Glendamax at the GF tea. I have to believe that afternoon was a riot!!!

Thanks for writing and we're waiting (kind of patiently, kind of not!).

 

[UtahMama]

DU-YES, Utah sells NyQuil, of course it's the Annette Funachello version with half the alcohol!...I should have passed it out to all the other passengers, with the explaination of, "You'll See..."

Sher- I WOULD have gotten a couple-few of those itty bitty bottles of "Mother's Little Helper" IF I HAD EXACT CHANGE!!!!! I tell you what!

DL- Like I said, "Birth Control"

Grammy-glad you could relate....REALLY glad none of my DISfriends were on that flight! I'd be banished to the Unniversal threads or Community Board or something!

Mikala73- thanks for the Coke Vs. Pepsi link!!! NO contest, FYI!

MP- (notice how I'm giving everyone new nick-names?)
Those poops are fortunately rare! Can laugh about it now...come to think of it I WAS laugh/crying at the time!

WHAT???? Doesnt EVERYONE give furry cough-drops and tampons to screaming toddlers????????? SHEESH!

 

[javamom]

Oh dear, UM, wow is all I can say. U da Mama, UtahMama!

 

[sharkB8HooHaHa]

UMama,
My youngest had a blow out like that in Epcot when he was 3 mos old. I am fairly confident I was unknowingly the fuel for many a topic here on the DIS. Not only was I there with my 3 month old, but he pooped all over himself AND me while my other two were racing Mickey and Donald around a virtual town. I can picture the threads..."How young is too young?....Most disgusting thing in Epcot....Strange lady blowdrying her pants in the bathroom...." Oh yeah.

 

[mikayla73]

I forgot to ask what was UMama's special treat??

 

[sheridac]

Sheridac- HOW does one discreetly use one’s lip gloss filled bra?? Won’t you look a tad SUSPICIOUS having the ONLY glossy moist lips? I sure did- the longing looks on the parched-lipped girly-girls!…or maybe they were over-come with joy they were NOT me at that moment in time….you’ll see why next chapter! My glossy lips were the last thing on my mind, I tell you what!

Oopsies!! Almost missed this!!

And.

I know. Inquiring minds. Want to know.

So. Here you go.

Easy, peasey, lemon squeezie!!!!!!

With a squirt, squirt here, and a squirt, squirt there.

Of course!!!!!!

 

[brandt79]

Thank you for the birth control A few more chapters and I might be giving back my puppy!

 

[lexmelinda]

Note to self: Do not drink ANYTHING while reading Utahmama's trip report or have a paper towel handy. Still fresh in my mind is our most memborable bum-EXPLOSION which happened after my mother had been at my house for a couple of days feeding my baby OREOs. My baby will be 17 in November. Nuff said...............

 

[debbieb04]

First I thought the video of your daughter was funny (I even called family members to the computer to watch!). But, the poop story had me laughing out loud. Thank you!

 

[kimkreis]

Ok I was having a pretty cruddy Sunday. First Sunday since DH deployed for four months. Been so busy that it didn't sink in until today when I and DS7 and DD4 had free time on our hands and they were both way too tired from all the school starting, activities starting, stuff of the week. Guess the Daddy gone thing hit all of us, but it was a BAD day. Finally after dinner decided to surf the DIS. We are going to WDW three days after Daddy comes home in late January.

I find UM! And I LOL and smiled and became a happier person.

And then I get to page 27 and realize I don't even get the whole story! Oh my!!

Um - Are you guys soccer fans? I have a personal interest in the Real Salt Lake team. 5 Disney Dollars if you can figure it out. We were in Park City last June. Beautiful.

I am a Pepsi One addict. It tastes more like the European formulations I had to drink for three years and became addicted to.

Love all youhave written. Am saving TwinkieMamas for my next bad day! But looking forward to more of this great TR.

Thanks for the smiles

 

[PrincessV]

OMG, the simple fact that you lived through the Poop of 98 and were willing to EVER board a plane again is enough to warrant you Goddess status in my book!
This is hysterical.... and you haven't even made it to the parks yet! More pelase

 

[AshClan]

Hahahahaha!! We never had that kind of explosion, but my 22 mo. old son and I both had a stomach virus on the way home from Aruba once. Not a pretty site, I'll tell ya. I was so sick that I couldn't help, my husband got puked on TWICE (sour milk!!), we hit horrendous turbulence, and several people sitting around us had to get up and move to the back of the plane because the smell was making THEM sick! Yuck!

Sorry you had the tantrum nightmare, but at least she eventually slept! Hope the trip home was better.

Looking forward to hearing the rest!!!

 

[princesslibby]

OhMama!
Wow. We too had a poop explosion. Easter 2002,4 week old(breastfed),bosses wife. Good times.

You are amazing. Happily waiting for more. Thanks for the smiles.

 

[Cass]

Oh dear lord that pic/video is like something out of the Exorcist.