OT: do you know any good Disney jokes?

Lovin' Disney

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Here are a couple that I heard last time I was at Disney:

1. How come Peter Pan is always flying?
--Because he can never, never land.

2. Why does Tigger always bounce on his tail?
--So he doesn't step on Pooh.

Ok, those are kind of lame. Does anyone else know any good Disney-themed jokes??
 


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