Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[Grammyof2]

Hey, Grammy!

I know, I am nekid. And dancing in front of the window. Like Ugly naked guy. Except Ugly Nake Girl.

Don't you worry, I'll get myself a new siggy very soon. The WPASADI teams I was cheering for got the boot, so I took out the logos.

Well the dang cops will be here before noon. I think we should take up a collection for some blinds

I like how everything kinda bounces to the beat

 

[Toot Sweet]

Well the dang cops will be here before noon. I think we should take up a collection for some blinds

I like how everything kinda bounces to the beat

I know, I have to be careful I don't put an eye out!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Good morning (well, for a few more minutes here, anyway)! Joe said he would entertain suggestions for a new thread name . . .

Ummmmm, Joe's Diner?

Poly-less in Mid-America? True. We are.

Karaoke Kafe???

WooHooty Patooties?

Anyone, anyone?

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I vote we take all the Patsy Cline out of the Karaoke machine. No one ever does it well.

Who hooked up the Cappuccino machine? And where do I buy the refillable mug, or can I just use one of the 27 I already have.

Plus I got dibs on the comfy chair in the back.


Take what you need

Hey the dance floor is open

Grammy, plug in the machine on the counter behind the bar. And you can just bring in one of your refillable mugs and keep it on the shelf above.

Em's Mom, HIIIII!!

Nice to see old friends drop by

 

[UtahMama]

Twinkie, I was dismayed at the fact you didn't know the words to Muskrat Love so I managed to dig it up from You Tube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5RgWU70XeY

It's the LYRICS that are funny:
(yes I googled, smartys!)


Muskrat Love by Captain and Tennille:

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

 

[TwinkieMama]

Thanks Utah! Gosh I feel better allready. Actually that is a terribly useful song...

Ok I am about to confess something (to my 100000 closest dispeeps) that no-one (except my DH) in my current life knows.....

In high school I was in a group of geeky friends (yes WAY) and we liked to meet on the weekends and play (no not D&D though I am pretty sure Haley did) a board game called... Encore

What?!? you have never heard of it... of course not cause there are only about 4 copies in existance and I own one..

the way it goes is you divide into 2 teams, and you draw cards with words on them like an easy one is "love" and then you have to sing a snippet of a song with that word in it

like this "tainted love, oh oh, tainted love don't touch me pu-lease I cannot stand the way you.." etc etc

and then the other team goes (like a spelling bee)
back and forth
until
one team admits they are big losers and loses the turn whereby the winners roll the dice, advance and draw a new card

I rock at this game and no one (ie DH) will play with me anymore.

But anyways, certain words are really hard (chair) and now I need to go memorize the lyrics to muskrat love cause that seems to have lots of possibilities..

 

[Minnie_Moo]

 

[drebert]

Good morning everyone! I slept until 9 today because we cancelled church. Yes Nab, it happens here!

We did have to get out for a minute,. I had some paperwork that has to be entered tomorrow regardless of weather. I wanted to get it before the next storm hit. And it started while we were out. Freezing rain. Lovely!

Have a great one. Oh! I get the recliner over by the coke machine! Let me know what song you want and I will sing for ya!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

1400 WOO HOOOOOTY for Twinkie!!!!!



Encore! Encore!!!

 

[AshClan]

Haha! Thanks for the words, Utah. But that's gotta be one of my top ten all time LEAST favorite songs. It's right up there with "Billy Don't Be a Hero" and "Fernando" by ABBA. Yuck.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Well well well.............. this could shape up to be quite the club.

Twinkie, next thing you know, everyone will want to play with you!!

Hmm, Dre singing Karaoke, love it..

I think i'll pull up an ottoman to go with my comfy chair and get some

 

[Grammyof2]

Twinkie - We have a copy of that game, so now we only need to search for the other 3 copies.

And I am so in to take you on. Me and Grampy are unstoppable.

And lots of peeps refuse to play with me. I have a friend that insists he will only play IF all Christmas and kiddie songs are off limits. Poor losers.

Dre - Play something upbeat. All this Muskrat Love is putting me to sleep

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Marita has a 1400 WOO HOOOOOOOTY too!!!

 

[drebert]

Hmmm. I will have to think of a song. Right now, I need food! I can't sing on an empty stomach!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Twinkie - We have a copy of that game, so now we only need to search for the other 3 copies.

And I am so in to take you on. Me and Grampy are unstoppable.

And lots of peeps refuse to play with me. I have a friend that insists he will only play IF all Christmas and kiddie songs are off limits. Poor losers.

No Way!!!!!! I am IN baby! Of course Christmas and kiddie songs are fair game... I had a friend who kept trying to outlaw Sunday School songs... pahshaw I say! Now where do you stand on jingles?

An old boyfriend of mine has a copy so we only need find one more....

 

[pumba]

Now this is a cute OLD song

<sound of wire-service telegraphy>

SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter with all the news that
is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have
been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes-
runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables, nekked as a
jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late-
she'd already been INcensed.

(Here he comes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(There he goes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo sound>
(Looka dat, looka dat)
Fastest thing on two feet
Looka dat, looka dat
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gun give us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo sound>
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to show off his physique
(Looka dat, looka dat)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique <"zipppp" kazoo sound>

SPOKEN: This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin' my tawres checked 'n' he just
appeared outta the back. Come streakin' around the grease rack there-didn't have
nuthin on but a smile!! I looked at her and Ethel was gettin' 'er a cold drink. I
hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" But it's too late-she'd already been MOONED!!
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers!!

(He ain't crude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He ain't rude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He's just in the mood to run in the nude)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo sound>
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to turn other cheek
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique <"zipppp" kazoo sound>

<sound of wire-service telegraphy>

SPOKEN: Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at the gym covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what
happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. Halftime, I's just goin' down there to get Ethel a snow cone.
Here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribblin'. Right down the middle of the
floor. Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds! Made a hook shot and got out through
the concession stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"..Too
late. She'd already gotten a free shot. Grandstand. Right there in front of the
home team.

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo sound>

CLOSING: Not totally decipherable because 3 things are going on at once. Ray is
singing a verse and the backup singers are doing (Looka dat, looka dat) while Ray,
on an overlaid track is speaking <Fastest thing on two feet> "Ethel! Is that you
Ethel? < He's just as proud as he can be > What do<of his anatomy> you think
you're doin? < He gonna give us a peek> You get your clothes on !!"
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo sound>
"Ethel, where you goin'? < He likes to show off his physique> Ethel, you
shameless hussy!!" <If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' A-round
invitin' public critique> Say it isn't SO, Ethel!!

 

[pumba]

Lyrics to Purple People Eater.

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.
(one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater
Sure looks stange to me. (one eye?)

Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough





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It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me. (one horn?)

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater (we wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
sure looks strange to me.

And then he swung from the tree and lit on the
ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune
(sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom)

Well, bless my soul, rock and roll
flyin' purple people eater.
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple peopleeater.
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me. (purple people?)

And then he went on his way, and then what do
you know. I saw him last night on a TV show.
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in
his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila)

 

[Grammyof2]

No Way!!!!!! I am IN baby! Of course Christmas and kiddie songs are fair game... I had a friend who kept trying to outlaw Sunday School songs... pahshaw I say! Now where do you stand on jingles?

An old boyfriend of mine has a copy so we only need find one more....

1st pahshaw? are you from PA dutch country?? They say that all the time.

Everything is fair game. We are the biggest DORKS that ever walked the earth. We have about 45 home movies of us playing that game. And I even cheated once and made up a theme song to the TV show Highway to Heaven and no one was the wiser. But it is on tape

 

[drebert]

Hahaha! Pumba I lovethat song!

"Ethel get your clothes on! But it was too late, she was streakin' thru the beans and taters! "

 

[TwinkieMama]

1st pahshaw? are you from PA dutch country?? They say that all the time.

Everything is fair game. We are the biggest DORKS that ever walked the earth. We have about 45 home movies of us playing that game. And I even cheated once and made up a theme song to the TV show Highway to Heaven and no one was the wiser. But it is on tape

no- not from PA... but pahshaw is useful word


I love that you cheated!!!! That is how we played... hard core with bluffing and challenges (the rules were similar to scrabble- you could challenge and if proved wrong you lost a turn)..... some of us even started listening to new genres of music in search of elusive lyrics...