Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[pumba]

Hubby is driving me nuts now.........he is playing all the old songs on his computer, which is about two feet around the corner from MINE.....now he is playing THE BIRD.......and then he played that stupid song with the phone number of someone named Jenny......8675309 and I never can remember that stupid number and he HAUNTS ME TO SAY IT RIGHT......
we are old and love oldies but goodies....Roy Orbinson and bobby rydell, and Paul anka....oh and Neil Sedaka......I love them all .....

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Good Morning..errr.....AFternoone everyone
Snowy day here.
Starting to get a bit of ice too.

We had an ice storm here a couple years ago. People were without power for weeks. We were only without for three or four days. Must have been about four years ago because we didn't have Lady. Anyway, we all stayed at the inlaws. Us, my bil and sil, my other bil...no power out there either. But they had the generator.

It was actually a good time. There.

We played a lot of x box.

But there was a ton of damage around here.
And I remember that people were in shelters for a long time.
Cops on ATV's not letting people into the city.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Good morning (well, for a few more minutes here, anyway)! Joe said he would entertain suggestions for a new thread name . . .

Ummmmm, Joe's Diner? I was thinking something about Snowless Joe's at Blizzard Beach... but Joe may not want his name in there... Joe?
Poly-less in Mid-America? True. We are.

Karaoke Kafe??? I love using the karaoke theme. I will admit that spelling things incorrectly to get fake aliteration gives me the heebie-jeebies.

WooHooty Patooties? Have you seen sleepydogs latest tag? Girls of the woohooty- riddlers gone wild or something like it. Made me laugh.

Anyone, anyone?

someone suggested Former Lurkers AnonyMOUSE,
I like anything with AnonyMOUSE at the end.. it is funny

I had a bunch of great ideas in the middle of last night but now they don't seem so great

Journel of Tripreportology?

What do the fish in Finding Nemo call their group?

ETA: Pumba I got it , I got it off the wall for a good time for a good time call 867-5309

 

[pumba]

a little nash rambler and the cadillac..beep
beep beep........beep beep
the horn went beep beep beep
I pushed down the foot to the floor
to give the car the shake.....
but the little nash rambler was right
behind me.
I love this one too......remember when
song we could understand the words cause
they went over and over and over......hahaha

 

[NAB]

Were singing up a storm today.

Dre. stay off the icy roads. Ours are ok so far. We have a light snow coming down now.Kids are loving it. They are calling for a lot of snow today.

Bettter now then in 12 days.

Pumba -- I remember those songs. I love the oldies too.

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[Minnie_Moo]

Yeah, SleepyDog's tag is a good one, Twinkie! Girls of the Woo Hooty: Riddlers Gone Bad.

I tried to Google the Nemo thing, but no luck. Aren't groups of fish usually called schools? Mr. Ray's school? Or was he just the "bus driver"?

 

[firstmickey]

Nice house, Joey. Do I get to hang out in your kitchen here too?


wave: UTM..ly/mi)

 

[NAB]

Hey Donna,

You got him to get us ice cream last time. Hang out anytime.

Dre-- your never came back to sing. Lacto have any cookies left.

I missed lunch can you tell.


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[Minnie_Moo]

FYI, new MarkyMark installment . . .

And 2200 WOO HOOTIES to Nab!!!!!!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

..... , makes the world ...goes !!!!


cute & = all of you...if one adds a lil and
a lil '


: by....to holler out...this for the loubon ...

speakin of the "orginals....like horsey, tink , "dive bomber"--ok
i thought a lil gas distrubition would go well...here?...,i just
like you to know..best wishes...toward all your future disney
adventures.


i'm game! thou i don't actually own any horns...is it acceptable if
i substitute horny-mony grits....??? plez ?, i hate being left out in the
cold... soo do ya thinkie my yeti fastpasser..will let me in
under the rope?

here's my take...haven?..will with all the warm & fuzzy characters
running around..shouldn't we call it "almost heaven, malestormers--
T-h-e new & improved... duck club! oops..sorry, that's
m-i-see-k-e---why?..because we're all a lil' !!! see ya
real soon!

...name your favorite maelstormer... ...how's about Lil'
joe & his bo-nanny-za's top hatters? ..our theme song
could be ..out to have some fun!

here's a lil something bout me...my hobby used to be making up
new cartoons..one was called "the wrinkles"... bout a bunch of oldies
stuck in a home...where they like to run around naked...sound familar?
..living out their childhood memeories...

songs, heh..as a gropuie..i can imagined you guys as ....an american pie
with pretty woman!..walking down the street, singing..." i just got to
be free..just because chicago is where to be...,sitting on the dock of
the bay, ...next to a rock & roll band -"lighthouse's one fine morning,
when a foghat came sipping its chateau lafitte from 59 boogie, that
accidentally putty up jo jo gunne's to "shake that fat"..in every direction..
for 99 days, until run,run,run...to the store, bay city rollers' greatest hits!



anyone got a spare key? i got a new skate...

javamom..your'e have the best wit around! me> burst! ..git
a bigger bed...then someone added cold feet...made me feel like
getting married all over again! the things we do for
p.s..your trippe reminded me of our lil 'adventures that i shared them
with my wife...it seem like yesterday.

em'mom...

minnie moo-moo's cute and cuddley is all over your pic..made me
want to go out and trapped a muskrat to give for my lil miss cutie
pie for valentine day..think she like? or chocolates? or i could put
them together ..." "...mince meat pies! yummy-yummy -
got love in the tummy song?

pumba... that was indeed my dad's #1 song...that he used
to "sing" to my mother ..all the time..she used to get back at him by
playing those tammy wynette /lynn anderson songs..like "i never promised
you a bug garden!" remember? then she really drove him to
with .."the best thing a father can do for his children, is love
their mother!"...so your so is getting on your last nerve...ha! you started
it!...

the more things change, the more the maelstormers romp?


sorry..that so many are experiencing chicken soup weather..

where's mary p. when we need her?

 

[UtahMama]

Eh-HEM!

TFI- Blondes Have More Fun! A redneck, pot bellied, trucker gentleman told me I was "a woman after his own heart" (I guess he's a diet Pepsi fan too?)today when at the Chevron filling my Big Gulp cup and adding a squirt of cherry. IRL- I'm a complete dork when a man flirts with me. So I just said, "you should try it!" and turned to flounce out. I think he said something else, but I was flouncing to quickly. It's the hair.

The Blonde Ambition Tour.

My DH got a kick out of it. See, my wedding ring is too big for me now. So I'm a babe magnet apperently. By "babe" I mean redneck, pot bellied, big gulp drinking, trucker dudes.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Why did you all have to move

 

[UtahMama]

OP request.

We're brainstorming for a new NAME...any suggestions?

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Horsegirl no longer wanted to be the thread-mama, Angel.

 

[L107ANGEL]

OP request.

We're brainstorming for a new NAME...any suggestions?

How about Joes Angels

 

[TwinkieMama]

Why did you all have to move

We weren't licensed for karaoke at the other place apparently
but now we have an excuse to go ahead and get the marble countertops So Angel, whaddya want to sing... Green Day or Garth Brooks?

Gwen- just tell all the redneck potbellied truckers that you aint no hollaback girl

Lil G- on the name suggestion

Nab- Congrats to you too! lots of woohooties here

Moo- I was thinking of the name of the group of fish in the tank at the dentists office... didn't they have some sort of club? but it turns out they called the volcano in the tant Mount Wannahokaloogie which while funny isn't quite what I was going for

Donna- Glad to see you! You have done a lovely job with the decor

 

[drebert]

Yes, the cookies are still around. I decided to take a nap!

How about if I sing Black Velvet? It's a fun one to sing with. I can get really, really loud!

Okay, off to put supper on to cook. Be back in a few!

 

[L107ANGEL]

How about 38 special or default

 

[pumba]

we went to Margaritas for supper.......what a great Mexican restaurant ......I had chicken chimmichunga and they make the platter so darn attractive......it is in the middle with two mounds of sour cream and one of guacomole with a little bitty tomato bit on the top of that....on one side is the refried bean and the other is the mexican rice and top and bottom of the platter is chopped lettuce with tomatoes and scallions on it......it is delicious and they put in a half pound of chicken in it......delicious....I ignored some of the rice and the beans and just concentrated on my chicken......this place reminds me of the Mexican in Epcot ...the decor and the prices I believe it has to be......hahaha

I like the whoooooooo Hoooooties .....or however it is spelled.....but I am still considered a visitor to your abode.....so I will sit back and listen to you all ..

 

[UtahMama]

I'll be singing a slightly off key, but enthusiastic rendition of RED NECK WAMAN...

I'll need the WannaHokaloogie Ladies to be ready for YOUR parts. When I point to ya, you gotta yell "WOOO HOOOTY" (instead of "YE HAW!"). We can wait till country-western night though. Wear your tightest Wranglers from the 80's. Dont forget to feather your hair...






TootSweet will be handing out candy whistles to do her prim and propper version of "TOOT SWEET"

(Remember THIS???)


Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker
And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection
Well there's something new on the scene
A mouth full of cheer
A sweet without peer
A musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tweetable treats!

(yes I googled stop yelling at me)