One of my Christmas favorites....

[TinkerPixie]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

 

[Saffron]

Me too! Me too!

 

[Snow White]

Me too, but I'd never read ALL the words!

 

[JulesMom]

I sang the whole song!!!

Thanks for posting it

 

[browneyes]

LOL! I like that one too.

We went to the mall the other night and right before we got to the entrance to turn into the mall, there was someone dressed up as The Christmas Grinch. I started singing what I know of that song to my kids.

 

[helenabear]

That is one of my favorites too!!!

 

[grinningghost]

I like the Grinch too. But the animated Grinch, not Jim Carrey.