Ok, who sang this song as a child?? Warning, it's kind of gross!

[beattyfamily]

I remember singing this when I was 5 years old!

There are many versions of it but this is how we sang it:

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle (Pee knuckle) on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes.

A great big worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes,
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.

You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that’s what worms eat when you’re dead.


HERE is the music with some other lyrics.

I guess it got popular again when I was a kid because of a Zsa Zsa Gabor movie from 1966 called "Picture Mommy Dead". A little girl sings it in the movie.

So come on, fess up, who used to sing it? What is your version?

 

[MushyMushy]

I've never heard that! Does it go to a popular tune?

The one we always sang as kids was:

18 miles of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
contaminated birdy feet
french fried eyeballs swimming in a poopy doop
and I forgot my spoon!

 

[olena]

We sang 'Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts'.....

 

[beattyfamily]

I've never heard that! Does it go to a popular tune?


The one we always sang as kids was:

18 miles of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
contaminated birdy feet
french fried eyeballs swimming in a poopy doop
and I forgot my spoon!

HERE is the music with some other lyrics.

 

[LindaG4458]

We sang both of them.

 

[Stick People]

We sang them both We relocated when I was 12 and I was shocked that no one in our new location ever heard them, so I taught these songs to them Good times!

Its funny how things like that are known in one area and not another.

 

[mommasita]

And I thought it was the diarrhea song... Some people think it is gross

Yours was not that bad in comparison

 

[poptoone]

And I thought it was the diarrhea song... Some people think it is gross

Yours was not that bad in comparison

I love the diarrhea songs!

If your climbing up a ladder and hear something splatter.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

 

[lyeag]

I sang all 3 songs!!!

 

[mommasita]

I love the diarrhea songs!

If your climbing up a ladder and hear something splatter.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

This is going to be a funny Friday

 

[Stick People]

And I thought it was the diarrhea song... Some people think it is gross

Yours was not that bad in comparison

OMG, I forgot about that one!! Wow, we really were sick as children

 

[mommasita]

OMG, I forgot about that one!! Wow, we really were sick as children

Proud to say BOTH my kids know it, and my daughter loves it. ..DH does not find it as funny

 

[Stick People]

Proud to say BOTH my kids know it, and my daughter loves it. ..DH does not find it as funny

See. you're the cool mom!! Yep, gotta keep those disgusting traditions going

 

[mom2rb]

I have taught my boys all three of those songs, plus Dead Puppies. I know, I am a sick, sick mommy.

We had a first verse.

Did you ever see a Hearse go buy and think you'ld be the next to die? They put you in a great big box and cover you up with dirt and rocks.

 

[mommasita]

I have taught my boys all three of those songs, plus Dead Puppies. I know, I am a sick, sick mommy.

We had a first verse.

Did you ever see a Hearse go buy and think you'ld be the next to die? They put you in a great big box and cover you up with dirt and rocks.

I know this..
Anyone know fatty and skinny???

 

[Evil Genius]

I sang the first two never heard the diarrhea song.

 

[mommasita]

I sang the first two never heard the diarrhea song.

Are you interested

How was your trip?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

I've never heard that! Does it go to a popular tune?

The one we always sang as kids was:

18 miles of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
contaminated birdy feet
french fried eyeballs swimming in a poopy doop
and I forgot my spoon!

We always sang the last line as, "Too bad I forgot my spoon, but I brought a straw!" and then made really gross slurping sounds!

 

[ozarkmom]

We sang the first 2. We also had a McDonalds song that went something like McDonald's is my kind of place they feed you rattle snakes hamburgers up your nose french fries between your toes the last time that I ate there they stole my underwear McDonald's is my kind of place!

 

[mommasita]

We sang the first 2. We also had a McDonalds song that went something like McDonald's is my kind of place they feed you rattle snakes hamburgers up your nose french fries between your toes the last time that I ate there they stole my underwear McDonald's is my kind of place!

Never heard of that one.