OK, I'll post this embarrasing moment here because....

[Papa Deuce]

other fat people will "get it".

So, I am at Great Wolf Lodge and I have one of my daughters with me in the wave pool. She is just "ok" with being in there. She doesn't love it and is somewhat afarid. Anyway, the waves start up and I am right on the line where the waves break.

Well, the water keeps wanting to push my swimsuit off, over and over again. My daughter is getting very afraid. I'm trying to protect her and keep my suit on and it isn't going well. Fortunately my wife comes to the rescue!

This only happened becasue I am fat. I think that this event has finally helped me see the light. Let's hope so.

 

[Costumesaremylife]

Not exactly sure how being skinny would change the waters effect on your swimsuit. Skinny people lose their drawers too! You are a good dad to keep your daughter safe and your pants on. That's Multitasking!!

 

[Papa Deuce]

Not exactly sure how being skinny would change the waters effect on your swimsuit. Skinny people lose their drawers too! You are a good dad to keep your daughter safe and your pants on. That's Multitasking!!

I couldda pulled it up higher over my big gut and the waves would not have had the same effect!