OK, fess up - who stole it?

[HayGan]

I know I had it but it is gone and I know I wouldn't have given it away. Someone had to have taken it. It wasn't a very nice thing to do. I've had it all my life and now when I need it the most it is gone I can't just go out and buy a new one (believe me I would buy a few if I could!) Not even ebay can help me out this time I'm sure no one is going to let me have theirs nor borrow it for even it a little while. I can't believe I'm not even 35 yet and I have to live the rest of my life without it! I took it for granted for so long and now the thought of facing the rest of my life without it is absolutely terrifying.

So, I want to know...













Who stole my metabolism?

It was such a faithful friend during my teen (junk food) and college (beer and pizza) years, wedding planning, 2 pregnancies and even in my late 20's (stress years). Now that I have hit my early 30's I look at a sugar filled substance and I can literally feel my hips expanding. This just isn't fair!!!!

I want it back and I WANT it back NOW!!!!

 

[Annette_VA]

Oh, man, do I know where you're coming from!

I want...no NEED mine back - bigtime!

It's crazy how it just up & disappears at 30

 

[imsorry]

I don't want to scare you or anything, but just wait til you are in your late forties

The less I eat, the more I gain.

 

[AnaheimGirl]

I don't know, but if you catch the thief who stole yours, let me know, because he might be the one who stole mine, too!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I thought someone took your sanity--I know mine seems to be missing.

 

[HayGan]

I thought someone took your sanity--I know mine seems to be missing.

Yeah that is gone as well but at least I can blame that loss on my boss, kids and DH

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Yeah that is gone as well but at least I can blame that loss on my boss, kids and DH

I can blame the loss of metabolism on my DH--afterall, wasn't having these kids his idea and it didn't exactly help with the baby pounds. Nevermind that the kids were my idea, my baby is 6yo and the loss of metabolism has more to do with my age... Who says that blame has to be rational?

 

[mtblujeans]

I don't want to scare you or anything, but just wait til you are in your late forties

The less I eat, the more I gain.

Maybe we need to do more 'nana dancing! Looks like it would burn up a few calories....

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[LaLa]

Right there with ya, sista. In high school, I could eat a Chilicheeseburger with fries and chase it with a Snickers and a regular (gasp!) Coke and STILL somehow manage to lose weight.

But now, yep, see there, I gained 5 pounds just TYPING that.

 

[LoraJ]

Mine got stollen when I was 27. Not sure how that happened. My brother's got stollen around that age too, but suddenly returned when he was 37.

I turn 37 soon, maybe mine will come back to me.

 

[imsorry]

Maybe we need to do more 'nana dancing! Looks like it would burn up a few calories....

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I don't know, those bananas look fattening!

How about this

 

[barkley]

I CONFESS! it was my ds (9)-he has stolen all of your metabolism's. he can eat 20,000 calories and not gain an ounce.

so let me know when you will be over to aprehend him (i'll have him and his "teddy" waiting).

 

[mtblujeans]

I don't know, those bananas look fattening!

How about this

Hmmmm.....you could be right! We'll have to give it a try...!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I don't know, those bananas look fattening!

How about this

The bananas look downright obscence! But I'm really not the cheerleader type, either. I'll find something that suits me better. OK, that's really not me, either, but it will have to do.

 

[mtblujeans]

I CONFESS! it was my ds (9)-he has stolen all of your metabolism's. he can eat 20,000 calories and not gain an ounce.

so let me know when you will be over to aprehend him (i'll have him and his "teddy" waiting).

 

[mtblujeans]

The bananas look downright obscence! But I'm really not the cheerleader type, either. I'll find something that suits me better. OK, that's really not me, either, but it will have to do.

 

[HayGan]

I CONFESS! it was my ds (9)-he has stolen all of your metabolism's. he can eat 20,000 calories and not gain an ounce.

so let me know when you will be over to aprehend him (i'll have him and his "teddy" waiting).

You may be on to something there! I'm begining to think it really was my kids who stole it!

I'm up for anything that brings it back so here I go