Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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I can't remember if Moby was a scientologist, or Beck. Anyway:

Rocker Moby disaproves of Suri's unveiling

Rock musician Moby had quite a bit to say about actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' decision to present their daughter Suri to the world in a Vanity Fair photo shoot.

“Are you kidding me?” he says in his blog. “Putting your [bleeping] CHILD on the cover of Vanity Fair? Are they out of their minds? Using a child as a p.r. prop?? Argh.”

“In the grand scheme of things fame pales in comparison to family and child-rearing. I don’t know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I really cannot for a second fathom the mindset of parents who would sell pictures of their children and use their children to get better press coverage.

“I’m sorry, I try not to be too judgmental, but it’s gross.”

Source: Moby.com
 
Page 6 again, people! Kat(i)e is still not free! Suri is still a mystery! I read Life & Style last night & they again were talking about Kat(i)e's "bump" sizes. Of course, they also reported Britney had a GIRL, so I'm not so sure they're reliable. :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

New article this morning: while I hope it's true, I'm just cynical enough to believe that Tom is SUCH a PR machine that HE released this "rumour", knowing it would keep them in the news. Any press is good press, right?

Katie getting scared?

Holmes' marriage doubts
18/09/2006 4:29:00 PM
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'Batman Begins' actress Katie Holmes is having second thoughts about marrying Tom Cruise, it has been reported.


Katie Holmes

(BANG) - Katie Holmes is reportedly having doubts about marrying Tom Cruise.

The 'Batman Begins' star gave birth to fiancé Tom's daughter Suri in April and the pair planned to tie the knot this autumn.

However, Katie allegedly told a visitor to the isolated Colorado retreat where she has been staying with Suri and Tom's family that she is unsure about making a "commitment" to the 'Top Gun' actor.

According to Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper, she told the visitor: "I don't have my own life any more. I'm not comfortable."

A source added: "The wedding dress is bought. Tom's two adopted kids from his marriage to Nicole Kidman will be there, but just where and when is up in the air. Katie is nervous about making a commitment to Tom and the early excitement of their love affair has worn off."

Katie is apparently worried that being Tom's partner and the mother of his child has got in the way of her own film career.

The actor is said to have any film scripts his fiancée is considering read by advisors from the Church of Scientology - of which he is a prominent member - for their approval.

Despite Katie's apparent concerns, Tom, 44, has told family and friends to be "prepared and ready" for a wedding anytime soon.

The nuptials are reportedly set to take place either at the Scientology Celebrity Centre, in Los Angeles or at the couple's home.

(C) BANG Media International
 
Have ya'll seen the cover of Vanity Fair? That kid looks like she's wearing a toupee.NO joke,most of her hair is jet black but off to the side,it's light brown.Also,that poor child is hideous looking.I really hope she's fake.As we say down south,she's unfortunate looking.
 
rie'smom said:
that poor child is hideous looking.I really hope she's fake.As we say down south,she's unfortunate looking.
I love that saying - haven't heard that in awhile.
 

rie'smom said:
Have ya'll seen the cover of Vanity Fair? That kid looks like she's wearing a toupee.NO joke,most of her hair is jet black but off to the side,it's light brown.Also,that poor child is hideous looking.I really hope she's fake.As we say down south,she's unfortunate looking.

Seen it, disected it, pulled it apart, you name it! :thumbsup2
 
OKAY GUYS: An UPDATE. It was on "Entertainment Tonight"! Tommy has been OFFICIALLY replaced. He will no longer be starring in MI4. Brad Pitt has replaced Tom Cruise. Brad will play a NEW AGENT and Tom's long standing agent that he plays (Ethan ?) will be RETIRING TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS FAMILY! As it will be stated in the opening of the new production of MI4!

Paramount has decided to go with Brad Pitt. Pitt, they felt, "was fabulous in Mr. & Mrs. Smith with Jolie" as a "action character"!

Cruise could not be reached for comment!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, Tommmmmmy, remember there is NO CRYING in SHOWBIX!!! :lmao: :lmao:
 
oh that is priceless...first Shiloh Jolie-Pitt outshines Suri and now Brad outshines Tommy boy!!! Seaking of Shiloh, we have not seen an updated photo of her, but there is no hue and cry for one. Why? Cause the parents of cutie Shiloh were smart enough (and actually had the baby when they said they did :teeth: ) and had her pictures shown right away.
 
Wait a second! Okay now, I really am not a fan of Tom anymore since all his ridiculous shenigans and I definitely think Katie needs to escape. But that sweet, innocent baby is adorable! I have not seen all the pics, but I thought she was really cute. :confused3
Now that I am a mom it is hard to hear someone say those things about any child!

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WAY TO GO BRAD!!!!
:banana: :banana: :banana:
 
Nancy said:
oh that is priceless...first Shiloh Jolie-Pitt outshines Suri and now Brad outshines Tommy boy!!! Seaking of Shiloh, we have not seen an updated photo of her, but there is no hue and cry for one. Why? Cause the parents of cutie Shiloh were smart enough (and actually had the baby when they said they did :teeth: ) and had her pictures shown right away.
Well, she's also not a FAKE baby. :p No one ever thought Angelina ran to Africa to hide a fake pregnancy. There were no threads like this when she was preggers. The media hounded the couple, but we pretty much left them alone on this board, other then the the usual, expected thread when Shiloh's pics first came out.
 
For those interested, here are updated pics Shiloh and the family. She is so cute!!! And Zahara is really getting big... she looks so healthy :goodvibes

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kdibattista said:
For those interested, here are updated pics Shiloh and the family. She is so cute!!! And Zahara is really getting big... she looks so healthy :goodvibes

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She is a real cutie isn't she? I wonder how old she is in the pictures since she is about the same age as Suri and looks younger than her in those pictures.
 
I haven't posted in this thread before, but I thought you all would enjoy this entry from yesterday's Go Fug Yourself (gofugyourself.com). Their Tom Cruise entries are always great. :laughing:

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TOM: Kate, what do you think of my hair?

KATIE: It's amazing.

TOM: I set the Flowbie to stun. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. No, seriously, I actually just set it to "long." You don't think I look like a boy-bander? I think I look like a boy-bander. A little bit. A little boy-bandy.

KATIE: You look amazing.

TOM: What about my suit? Do you like my suit? Is my suit too movie-premiere-y for a soccer game?

KATIE: Your suit is amazing. Everyone wears Gucci to their child's soccer game. Gucci is amazing.

TOM: Are you being sarcastic?

KATIE: I haven't been sarcastic in 18 months. My head hurts too much.

TOM: Have some vitamins!

KATIE: Uh-huh.

TOM: WHAT'S THAT?

KATIE: Vitamins are amazing. Scientology rocks.
 
The Awful Truth has Ted Casablanca speaking to Chris Klein and his girlfriend Ginnifer Goodwin, from Big Love, at an event. Ted asks him what he thinks of the rumors that Suri looks like him. Chris said he hasn't heard that before :rolleyes: but that he has seen the Vanity Fair pic and that Suri is all them (Tom and Katie's). :) You would think that by now Tom would have found someone to sue...after all, he's threatened lawsuits before when people have talked about him. Maybe he doesn't, in this case, because he might have to prove that he IS the father. ;)
 
Yep, Tom is always threatening lawsuits (allegedly) so it surprises me that he isn't threatening with all the mags talking about someone else being Suris father. But as you said, he would have to proof he IS the father and I'm betting that ain't going to happen!
 
CheshireVal said:
I haven't posted in this thread before, but I thought you all would enjoy this entry from yesterday's Go Fug Yourself (gofugyourself.com). Their Tom Cruise entries are always great. :laughing:


:lmao: :lmao:

Thanks Chesire Val! - i can't believe we didn't hit that site yet!
 
Anyone have a pic of Brooke shield's baby for a side by side comparison?

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And interestingly, while Brad has gotten more relaxed & centered after becoming a dad, (even with that happy goofy expression,) he doesn't have a forced "happy" expression like (allegedly) crazy like Tommy Boy.

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:rolleyes:
 
zalansky said:
Wait a second! Okay now, I really am not a fan of Tom anymore since all his ridiculous shenigans and I definitely think Katie needs to escape. But that sweet, innocent baby is adorable! I have not seen all the pics, but I thought she was really cute. :confused3
Now that I am a mom it is hard to hear someone say those things about any child!

suri.jpg



WAY TO GO BRAD!!!!
:banana: :banana: :banana:


I think the baby is a cutie too, just like her bio-daddy, Chris Klien.
 
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She still looks like she wants to throw up.
"Please don't make me hug him, I told you I would smile, why do I have to actually hug him? Hurry up and take the picture already!"
 
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