Introduction
After pouting for over a week that I am not on my boat or on my island anymore, it is time to jot down some notes. These ramblings will hopefully be used for amusement, helping future cruisers, and footnotes in some scrapbook somewhere. Note that all contents are solely my opinions and recollections (probably with friendly nudges from other characters) and that I can be long-winded at times. Also note that I will in no way attempt to match the wit or storytelling abilities of the trip reports referenced below. As a final note, I have not decided whether this will be done in pieces or all at once. It probably depends on how big the pieces are and how many pictures certain people convince me to post.
Cast of Characters
DH (35)
This report is starting out being told by me, but could change to DW at any time. I knew that I liked to have some organization to things, but didnt realize how much until I started planning this trip. I did know that I dislike being late, which could lead to some friction later in the report.
DW (37)
DW used to be an event planner for a living, but was happy to take a backseat on this one. Perhaps because she still considers it work, or maybe because I became possessed when it came to planning this vacation. All she requested was beach, dolphins, and a Margaritaville t-shirt.
DD (4)
Officially if you ask, she is 4 ½. This is definitely our little princess although she found out that some of the other Disney characters are pretty cool also.
Traveling buddies We will refer to them as neighbors even though we now live in different towns/states.
DNH (36)
One of the most laid back people I know, unless you get him really wound up about something. I could see him owning a bar on a beach somewhere (Welcome to my island bar mon, sit back and relax awhile).
DNW (38)
I really think she was a closet obsessive planner on this one but just didnt have the time with all of the people living at her house. She is for sure a card carrying member of the Paparazzi and has a cool new camera that got a workout.
DNS1 (4)
The first of the neighbor twin boys, we also call him mini DNH.
DNS2 (4)
The second of the neighbor twin boys, this kid can already recognize and correctly identify all makes and models of cars, trucks, vans, etc. including who he knows that drives one.
After pouting for over a week that I am not on my boat or on my island anymore, it is time to jot down some notes. These ramblings will hopefully be used for amusement, helping future cruisers, and footnotes in some scrapbook somewhere. Note that all contents are solely my opinions and recollections (probably with friendly nudges from other characters) and that I can be long-winded at times. Also note that I will in no way attempt to match the wit or storytelling abilities of the trip reports referenced below. As a final note, I have not decided whether this will be done in pieces or all at once. It probably depends on how big the pieces are and how many pictures certain people convince me to post.
Cast of Characters
DH (35)
This report is starting out being told by me, but could change to DW at any time. I knew that I liked to have some organization to things, but didnt realize how much until I started planning this trip. I did know that I dislike being late, which could lead to some friction later in the report.DW (37)
DW used to be an event planner for a living, but was happy to take a backseat on this one. Perhaps because she still considers it work, or maybe because I became possessed when it came to planning this vacation. All she requested was beach, dolphins, and a Margaritaville t-shirt.DD (4)
Officially if you ask, she is 4 ½. This is definitely our little princess although she found out that some of the other Disney characters are pretty cool also.Traveling buddies We will refer to them as neighbors even though we now live in different towns/states.
DNH (36)
One of the most laid back people I know, unless you get him really wound up about something. I could see him owning a bar on a beach somewhere (Welcome to my island bar mon, sit back and relax awhile).DNW (38)
I really think she was a closet obsessive planner on this one but just didnt have the time with all of the people living at her house. She is for sure a card carrying member of the Paparazzi and has a cool new camera that got a workout.DNS1 (4)
The first of the neighbor twin boys, we also call him mini DNH.DNS2 (4)
The second of the neighbor twin boys, this kid can already recognize and correctly identify all makes and models of cars, trucks, vans, etc. including who he knows that drives one.
I eventually took the spreadsheets and documents that other people had made and added my own personal adjustments to them. We even had a TO BUY page that we carried with us any time we went shopping to check for deals. I also had backup plans including names and numbers of vendors in case our Western cruise became an Eastern cruise. I know, its a sick disease, but it was actually kind of fun and I eventually infected all of our cruising party.
Luckily for us we stay on schedule and the new Skylink is operational which can traverse the entire airport in minutes. We get to our connecting gate with plenty of time and get to witness one amazing site. It seems that our gate is a special passageway for two Make-A-Wish families. Wow, that was impressive with all of the decorations, cheerleaders, and fanfare that they do. It also puts a big lump in your throat when you think of why they are doing it, simply amazing. So not only do they put on a production for the families, they do it for all of the passengers boarding the plane. You walk through an archway and receive a sticker, hand the boarding pass over, and then walk through a line of cheering people all the way down the jetway. You can just imagine what an impression this makes on everyone, and it is repeated when you hit the ground in Orlando. Another line of cheering people and they are handing out balloons to all of the little ones. The hard part was trying to explain to the princess why they dont do this for all flights.




This made things a little chaotic as everyone is trying to stay parked under the awning and load their suitcases (including one of the first shuttle buses and a fishing boat). After a slightly longer delay than anticipated, we are loaded and ready to go with DNH leading the way. But instead of turning left and heading toward the docks, he turns right towards the gas station. WHAT?!?!?!? Are you kidding me, you want to fill-up the rental car before going to drop off the ladies to get us signed in?!?!?!? Remember that I dont like being late and in my mind that had already happened since it was after 10. How am I ever going to get boarding pass 2 now? This detour actually turned out to be not so bad in the end because it had now started raining pretty hard. However, once we gassed up and made it to the port, the rain had stopped. Ok, maybe Ill let it slide this time.
So through the ears we go for our first professional photo of the cruise. Like the good students we were, we remembered to set our bags down before the picture (actually they kind of remind you to do it now). It wasnt that great, but we bought it since it has a cool background. 