Now why would a man walk around with half of a beard?

[kejoda]

Yes thats right a full half beard. Not one that he just started growning, one that has been growing for a couple of months. This man was causing a lot of shaking heads in downtown Minneapolis yesterday, some that wouldn't of surprised me if they had fallen off.

So what is your theory about half of beard? Could it go along with his half of brain? Or maybe he only had half of a razor.

 

[GailT]

Attention getter

 

[grinningghost]

Unusual growth pattern?

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Maybe he's an entertainer. Part of his act is being half man and half woman. One side of his body is dressed and made up like a woman, the other side as a man.

You saw him when he wasn't performing.

 

[dzneprincess]

Originally posted by DukeStreetKing
Maybe he's an entertainer. Part of his act is being half man and half woman. One side of his body is dressed and made up like a woman, the other side as a man.

You saw him when he wasn't performing.

Wow good explanation!

 

[KathyTX]

Maybe he lost a bet?

 

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

Maybe stating his own individuality?

 

[ChristmasElf]

A few years ago we had a friend that shaved off half his beard one day, and then got in his car and drove over to his Moms, his brothers and then over to our house to get an opinion on what everyone thought.
Maybe you happened to see him while he was contemplating shaving the whole thing off.

 

[BarryHom]

He ran out of razors?

 

[flaps]

Originally posted by DukeStreetKing
Maybe he's an entertainer. Part of his act is being half man and half woman. One side of his body is dressed and made up like a woman, the other side as a man.

You saw him when he wasn't performing.

MTE.

 

[The Mystery Machine]

He was out with his mistress and had WAY to much to drink! She got sick of his crud, took him home passed out cold. As she was dumping him off his wife was there, and they had it out.
The mistress leaves. Meanwhile the passed out man receives a good shaving from his wife. She writes him a note and leaves it on the kitchen counter. She is leaving him. He must wear his beard half shaven off in order to see her.
When he wakes up he sees the note and heads out the door.

 

[kejoda]

Originally posted by The Mystery Machine
He was out with his mistress and had WAY to much to drink! She got sick of his crud, took him home passed out cold. As she was dumping him off his wife was there, and they had it out.
The mistress leaves. Meanwhile the passed out man receives a good shaving from his wife. She writes him a note and leaves it on the kitchen counter. She is leaving him. He must wear his beard half shaven off in order to see her.
When he wakes up he sees the note and heads out the door.

Too too funny!!!!!

 

[FroggyinArk]

no clue about the beard but i gotta hand it to you guys who have offered explanations ya have me laughing my head off

 

[Saffron]

Hey! I met that man and asked him what was up with the beard. He said it was some sort of reaction brought about by anxiety because the of the DB/CB merge.