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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,731
I will not get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my
mailing lists if I dont forward an email! I will not
hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-
mail.
Bill Gates is not going to send me money, Victorias
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a
50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than
50 people!
I will never receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. I will
never see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...
NEVER! My phone will not mysteriously ring after I
forward an e-mail. There is no such thing as an e-mail
tracking program, and I am not stupid enough to think
that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail
to 10 or more people!
There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when he
was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
and doesnt want anymore postcards, calling cards, or
get-well cards.
The government does not have a bill in Congress called
901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if
passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every
e-mail we send. There will be no cool dancing, singing,
waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I
will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. The
American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a
certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease
for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
Red Cross receives donations.
And finally, I will not let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
constipated for the next three months and all of your
hair will fall out.
mailing lists if I dont forward an email! I will not
hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-
mail.
Bill Gates is not going to send me money, Victorias
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a
50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than
50 people!
I will never receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. I will
never see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...
NEVER! My phone will not mysteriously ring after I
forward an e-mail. There is no such thing as an e-mail
tracking program, and I am not stupid enough to think
that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail
to 10 or more people!
There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when he
was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
and doesnt want anymore postcards, calling cards, or
get-well cards.
The government does not have a bill in Congress called
901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if
passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every
e-mail we send. There will be no cool dancing, singing,
waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I
will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. The
American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a
certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease
for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
Red Cross receives donations.
And finally, I will not let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
constipated for the next three months and all of your
hair will fall out.
