Q: On Oscar night, does anyone know the winners in advance?
A: Only Brad Oltmanns and Rick Rosas know the winners before tonight's ceremony, and neither will return my calls, even when offered drinks with a glamorous Academy expert.
Q: Who are Brad and Rick?
A: They are partners in PricewaterhouseCoopers, the accounting firm that has counted Oscar ballots for 73 years. Both lead a team that tallies the ballots from a secret location. On Oscar night, Brad and Rick dress nicely and stand backstage with their briefcases full of envelopes, which are handed to awards presenters immediately before they walk on stage.
Q: Wow, so it's, like, totally undercover.
A: Yes. In fact, the lovely people at PricewaterhouseCoopers tell me that Brad and Rick each carry a complete set of envelopes, and that they travel to the Oscars by separate, secret routes.
Q: In case of an ambush or something?
A: Yes. And they've memorized the winners, just in case a nervous presenter reads the wrong name.