New Pastor (joke)...

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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to
visit his community. All went well until he came to one
house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came
to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he
took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and
stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the
offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below
his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his
Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at
the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the
door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he
with me."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the
garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
 


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