Never trust a big bu** and a smile..

[shep]

Listening to Bel Biv Devoe--Poison...This line cracks me up..

What are some funny lines from songs??

 

[catsrule]

jethro tull....don't know if it's ok to post it or not, though.

 

[catsrule]

There's a line in Locomotive Breath that cracks me up every time I hear it.

 

[browneyes]

I'm too distracted to think of songs. What are the ** for?

 

[Saffron]

Not one line, but several:

I gotta know right now!
Will you love me?
Will you love me forever?!?! ...

... I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
So now I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you!!

 

[tkyes]

It's too early to think of any, but you make me wish I still had my Bel Biv Devoe cassette - I love that song


Tamie

 

[shep]

Originally posted by browneyes
I'm too distracted to think of songs. What are the ** for?

Didn't want to use the word butt in a thread title...

 

[Pop Daddy]

"I cant waite to look in the mirror because I get better looking each day " , I forgot who sang it

 

[shep]

Originally posted by Pop Daddy
"I cant waite to look in the mirror because I get better looking each day " , I forgot who sang it

What about...I'm to sexy for my love???

 

[Evil Princess]

Rent, "Light My Candle" :

"I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs!"

Saffron that part of Paradise by the Dashboard Light cracks me up.

 

[tstobb]

Originally posted by Pop Daddy
"I cant waite to look in the mirror because I get better looking each day " , I forgot who sang it

Mac Davis:

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cuz I get better lookin each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all these love starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet

Well I probably could find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome
Cuz I treasure my own company

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cuz I get better lookin each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin the best that I can

I guess you could say I am a loner
A cowboy all locked up and proud
Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted
But then I wouldn't stand out in a crowd

Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

 

[tstobb]

Originally posted by tstobb
Mac Davis:


Here's a link to listen:
http://www.minibite.com/oldies/humble.htm