Need some creative and funny excuses to get out of a family reunion!

[declansdad]

Sorry I'm on the roof and the ladder fell.

 

[lovesmurfs]

Ask if they can move the date a few weeks ahead -- your quarantine isn't over yet, and you don't want to give IT to anyone.

You've just painted a room and need to watch it dry.

 

[Magic Mom]

YOur excited about attending, especially because they can help you remove the bot flies from your back.

 

[Magic Mom]

It's marijuana harvesting day and this year is a bumper crop.

 

[HunnyPots]

My all-time favorite, from "Roseanne":
I was in a terrible accident and I'm just a head!

 

[Magic Mom]

Thay haven't removed you ankle monitor yet.

 

[lovesmurfs]

My 8-track tape player is coming back from the shop that day.

My horoscope says that I should stay inside that day.

My dog doesn't want me to leave the house.

I'm locked inside the house and can't find my keys.

We've been placed in witness protection because of Uncle Joe's...Oops! Never mind.

 

[MIGrandma]

I'm sorry, I have no witty response or creative or funny excuse for you but I just wanted to extend my sympathies to you. I don't envy you one little bit.

 

[indimom]

Please, just need some humor here!

Some of the older aunts and uncles telling DH how fat he's gotten. They're real charmers, but also pretty chunky themselves. We've grown soooo large we can't get out the front door.

Hearing way too intimate details about the cousins' sex lives. We dropped the key to the handcuffs and now can't reach it under the bed.

The meal being like a shark tank feeding frenzy (honestly, we've missed out on meals because of this strange behavior). We were attacked by sharks in a feeding frenzy and are still recovering.

My daughter and I being completely ignored and being blamed for not visiting often enough.

My invisible family told me I can't come here anymore.