Name ONE thing about WDW that you feel you are an expert on.

[Ragnrok23]

By gently I mean, lights on, curtains open and I drag them all out of bed. After the first few rides without lines the anger fades .

Hmmmm, not sure I'm brave enough to try that.......

 

[Harley-Mouse]

Tha all come to me for the where to stay, When can we get ADR and what day should we go to what park. Thay all come back and say my info was great. It must be good because all of them bring me back a givt for making there trip the best in all there WDW trips.

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

The parks

 

[cindyfan]

Getting seated beside, in front of, or behind the most bizarre, obnoxious, offensive group of people (whether that group be 2 or 200) in any given theatre presentation regardless of what time of day, what park or what ride/presentation etc.

I am a freak magnet.

I thought I was the only "freak magnet"!!!!
But...... I attract the "crazy" ones more than the freaks.
DD tells me all the time..... if there is a "crazy" person anywhere in the park, they will end up finding me and talking to me!!!
Seriously.... I've had complete strangers come right up to me and start telling me their life story or their experiences or just simply acting BIZARRE!!!

Oh..... BTW..... I think I am an expert at getting out of the park the fastest after Fantasmic, Wishes or Illuminations!!

 

[Goofydiane]

Where to find a restroom, any restroom in any park.

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

I have fields of interest -- including WDW History, Theory of Theme Park Design, Graphic Design, Typeography, and the Haunted Mansion attraction, and I have had others call me an expert -- but after working at Disney I don't consider myself to be an expert in any of those fields. If I've learned one thing it's that no matter how much I may think I know about any of those subjects there's someone else out there, usually employed by Disney, who knows a great deal more about it than I do.

And for the record: No, I do not work at the Haunted Mansion. I love that attraction and if I worked there it would lose the magic for me.

Interesting sidenote: A friend of mine who's also a CM ran into an annoying guest who kept pestering him with trivial questions. He gamely answered all of them with a smile until the kid declared "I'm an expert when it comes to the Magic Kingdom! I know EVERYTHING!" Without skipping a beat, my friend asked him -- with a straight face -- "What attraction is at the top of Stairwell 13 in the Utilidors?"

 

[CathrynRose]

All of the parks - with AK being the least so.

ANything and everything.

 

[Samantha/NC]

Planning!! My sister and I are the planning GODS

 

[BambiBabe]

I'm an expert on quoting all the little annoying pre-shows before some of the rides. (Like Test Track, RNR, TOT, Dinosaur, etc.)

 

[Disney Padawan]

I'm an "expert" in making scripts and ride concepts that will never see the light of day.

 

[fla4fun]

This would probably be my specialty too. People are always coming up to me and asking for directions at Disney, whether to the parks, or from park to park, or resort to resort. I have been there so often that I can just kind of visualize the roads, resorts, and parks, and pretty much direct people anywhere. This tends to happen to me outside the parks too. On the first day of my first trip to London, I had a woman bring a map up to me on the street and ask how to get someplace. The odd thing was, the place she was going was right down the street from my hotel, so I actually COULD tell her how to get there.

 

[cnids00]

Don't expect everyone to be experts in Asia geology!

Sheesh!

ASIA? It's Scandinavia not Asia..

 

[goofydad621]

Our last trip i had emergency Kidney Stone surgery 2 days before leaving and they left a stent from my kidney to blatter, I must have peed every 10 minutes at least it felt that way.

I always joke with my wife about her having to go pee, it was my turn. Very unpleasant as well.

I told my Doc when we got back that my mantra for the trip was

"Stents and stones won't break your bone but pssing damn near killed me"

 

[cindyfan]

I'm an expert on quoting all the little annoying pre-shows before some of the rides. (Like Test Track, RNR, TOT, Dinosaur, etc.)

That is my DD!!
I admit.... I do join in too. Once, in the pre-show for Tower of Terror.... DD started to recite the script.... and the entire room ended up reciting it together!!! It was so much fun!!
Obviously.... to everyone in that room ToT must be a favorite!!!

 

[hammie59]

I am an expert at running through the theater after The Norway ride (The Maelstrom) so I do not have to get stuck and watch the movie about Swedan..What makes me more of an expert is I do it with three very slow kiddies..lol

OMG that is funny! My husband and I HATE that movie. We always felt like we were being held prisoner. As a matter of fact, I was going to make a point not to take my kids on it next visit since they would probably drive me crazy trying to sit thru it. Rumour has it they got rid of the movie now. I hope it's true....

 

[jerseyboy00]

OMG that is funny! My husband and I HATE that movie. We always felt like we were being held prisoner. As a matter of fact, I was going to make a point not to take my kids on it next visit since they would probably drive me crazy trying to sit thru it. Rumour has it they got rid of the movie now. I hope it's true....

It was there 2 weeks ago.

 

[ntsammy5]

It was there 2 weeks ago.

We sat through it once and had a really good time making fun of it. That was after a few beers though. Mmmmmmmmm, Carlsberg

 

[Mikailova]

Navigating through crowds...better hold onto me or you will get lost in the dust!

I would say this is my special talent to. I can slip through MK the 4th of July without bumping into anyone. Also because of this talent I know the "secret passageways" to get around major crowd hot-spots, i.e. cutting through the interconnected stores on main street to get out of MK after fireworks. Oh no, I've just blown my strategy.

 

[splashmtrider]

im tall and i always get handicap rooms

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Disney songs, every one i know by heart eeven if i dont know what its from, like i was lisstening to mouse world radio and this song came on and i just started singing the lyrics - a voice from every country, a face from every land, can someone please tell me whats thats from.
no thats not it

sorry for putting two, i could not decide

 

[mrmagicmph]

Disney songs, every one i know by heart eeven if i dont know what its from, like i was lisstening to mouse world radio and this song came on and i just started singing the lyrics - a voice from every country, a face from every land, can someone please tell me whats thats from.
no thats not it

The lyrics you're thinking of come from "Celebrate The Future Hand In Hand" from Disney's Millennium Celebration. Hope this helps!

Enjoy the Magic!