My top 3 FP

You guys are overreacting. I put a towel down first, so it's not like anything's touching the seats. And I take everything with me when I get off the ride. I leave it so clean you'd never know what happened.

Besides I've seen kids changed on the dining tables at Pinnochio's Village Haus, Electric Umbrella, and other restaurants. That's way worse than changing a kid on the people mover.

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Sorry - :offtopic: But I feel the need to respond.

I don't doubt that you are careful and clean up after yourself. But if I were sitting behind you on POTC or Living with the Land, I would say something. That's seriously gross. If you're on Spaceship Earth or People Mover where you are sequestered in one unit, then no one will notice. But show some consideration to others if you're sharing a boat ride.
 
I totally get that lines for changing tables can be bad, but there are options aside from ride vehicles. And I'm not even focusing on just the hygiene factor. Ride vehicles aren't made for lying down in them. I would think it would be considered a safety hazard.

I agree. Babies are squirmy, and there's nothing to keep them from rolling over and falling off the seat, other than keeping a hand on them, and I would think it would be difficult to change a baby one-handed. (I'll concede though that I have no first-hand experience with this.) Then there's the fact that you're sitting next to the baby, rather than having the baby in front of you, which seems to me to be a rather awkward position to try to change the diaper from. Then of course, there's the smell, especially if the baby pooped.
 
Come on guys this started out as such a promisingly funny thread. Let's move on

FP to bathroom because even though I just asked those kids ten minutes ago if they had to go and they swore they didn't now its a national emergency.

FP to get a dole whip seriously they are addictive especially now that I can get them with rum.

FP to get my favorite section for lion king (I know they already offer one) but I will die if I can't make the warthog sound throughout the show
 
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You guys are overreacting. I put a towel down first, so it's not like anything's touching the seats. And I take everything with me when I get off the ride. I leave it so clean you'd never know what happened.

Besides I've seen kids changed on the dining tables at Pinnochio's Village Haus, Electric Umbrella, and other restaurants. That's way worse than changing a kid on the people mover.

But that's not what this thread is about. It's about what 3 FP's would you like if you could have anything besides the rides you can get now.

I'd like fast passes for:

Changing table
park hopping (like maybe a very fast shuttle that leaves as soon as you're ready to go)
quick service restaurants at 12:30

A stroller would be better. That is what I use to avoid any issue of lines. (But mostly a germ thing.)
 
Despite your claim to keeping things contained with a towel, I'm sure the others on the ride with you don't appreciate the stink when you're changing those diapers, whether they've commented on your rudeness or not.
 
My top 3 FPs would be

1. the ferry/monorail from MK at closing time
2. the no tall people allowed in front of my DD at shows/parades/fireworks FP
3. the FP for the omelet station at breakfast
 
Love the no tall people! Infront of kids! How do we set that up?

Also all about the coffee ones!!
 
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How about a FP for front of the line parking, even though I don't show up till 1pm. Or a FP for the bigger awnings when its pouring out and I don't want to mess up my hair. Last FP is to be at the front of the rope drop so I can be the first at the ride.
 
Funny - never have 'seen' the 'long' lines that some have mentioned for the baby changing area. Changing them on public conveyances is just gross.
 












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