Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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- Jul 15, 2001
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So okay my Fridays is off to a good start. You see today my Engineers all came running into my office to say they wanted me to join them for lunch. Well it was a Friday and Monday was a holiday so I figured what the heck.
So off we went into the night even though it was 12 noon. Well they took me to a place called The Winghouse not known for its food but for the ladies that serve the food.
As always I had my trusty camera and pictures were allowed, but alas I cant display any of them here I search through 20 some odd pictures and cant find a single one suitable for the boards.
You see it was opening day at the Altamonte Winghouse and they brought out all the top guns, and I mean it was weird, my first clue that something was up was the fact that the parking lot was filled with construction workers and their trucks, also there was the entire Altamonte Springs DOT, and half the government offices as well, I ended up parking three parking lots away, and when I got there I found my boys at the door looking in like kids looking at a toy store window display on Christmas eve.
Now me being a good boy I went back to my truck and got my camera and went inside, well the silicon was everywhere and those smiling pearly white got you at ever turn. It was like a Barbie convention, and every girl was either named Bambi, Heather, Ingra, Buffy, Mandy, or Theodore.
I spent most of the time watching how the guys were sucking in their stomachs every time a girl walked by, and they had girls in bathing suits on tables, girls in t-shirts on the bar and they had a bar so why the heck Bambi could not get a soda water was beyond me!!!! And see I almost said I spent most of the time watching g**s suck in their stomachs every time a girl walked by giving you all the ability of grabbing the quote and saying gee Ed all those girls and you were watching the g**s, thus the reason for the **s Im on to you people.
Any who it was a hoot watching my fellow man act like baboons all for the sake of a pretty girl young enough to be our daughters and for the record I only sucked in my stomach once okay twice, and I believe Bambi was sincere when she asked me for ID because she said I didnt look old enough to buy an ice tea. And her earnest use of the phrase youre silly as she giggled was a nice touch.
My guys were goners in less than 15 minutes no conversation took place, but we did manage a few grunts and gave ourselves high fives and hooted like pack animals every time someone scored on the games being displayed on the various monitors throughout the place Who was playing is a question we could not answer but a lot of people scored something. We also discovered a new art form in the almost dead oriental art of looking while acting like we are not looking.
Lastly we played a rip roaring game of real or not real, and then we went back to work Next week we might even try the food.
So off we went into the night even though it was 12 noon. Well they took me to a place called The Winghouse not known for its food but for the ladies that serve the food.
As always I had my trusty camera and pictures were allowed, but alas I cant display any of them here I search through 20 some odd pictures and cant find a single one suitable for the boards.
You see it was opening day at the Altamonte Winghouse and they brought out all the top guns, and I mean it was weird, my first clue that something was up was the fact that the parking lot was filled with construction workers and their trucks, also there was the entire Altamonte Springs DOT, and half the government offices as well, I ended up parking three parking lots away, and when I got there I found my boys at the door looking in like kids looking at a toy store window display on Christmas eve.
Now me being a good boy I went back to my truck and got my camera and went inside, well the silicon was everywhere and those smiling pearly white got you at ever turn. It was like a Barbie convention, and every girl was either named Bambi, Heather, Ingra, Buffy, Mandy, or Theodore.
I spent most of the time watching how the guys were sucking in their stomachs every time a girl walked by, and they had girls in bathing suits on tables, girls in t-shirts on the bar and they had a bar so why the heck Bambi could not get a soda water was beyond me!!!! And see I almost said I spent most of the time watching g**s suck in their stomachs every time a girl walked by giving you all the ability of grabbing the quote and saying gee Ed all those girls and you were watching the g**s, thus the reason for the **s Im on to you people.
Any who it was a hoot watching my fellow man act like baboons all for the sake of a pretty girl young enough to be our daughters and for the record I only sucked in my stomach once okay twice, and I believe Bambi was sincere when she asked me for ID because she said I didnt look old enough to buy an ice tea. And her earnest use of the phrase youre silly as she giggled was a nice touch.
My guys were goners in less than 15 minutes no conversation took place, but we did manage a few grunts and gave ourselves high fives and hooted like pack animals every time someone scored on the games being displayed on the various monitors throughout the place Who was playing is a question we could not answer but a lot of people scored something. We also discovered a new art form in the almost dead oriental art of looking while acting like we are not looking.
Lastly we played a rip roaring game of real or not real, and then we went back to work Next week we might even try the food.
To see if you are dead or not!!!
