My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Evil Genius]

One of our co-workers has been married for almost 2 years. She and her dh are planning on buying a house by the end of the year.

Miss Info - When are you buying a house?

CoW - When we find one we like

Miss Info - Oh come on, just buy one and fix it up the way you like it.

Dead silence from CoW.

Miss Info - And then you can have a baby!!

CoW - No no baby

Miss Info - You HAVE to have a baby!!

CoW - No babies.

Miss Info - You're mom wants to be a grandmother, so you have to have a baby.

Now co-workers mother lives in a different country and Miss Info has never met this woman, but yet she knows she wants to be a grandmother.

Subject changes to halloween. Coworker is dreading it because she got tp'
d last year.

Miss Info - Oh there's nothing wrong with the kids doing that, it's all in fun.

CoW - It's a mess to clean up. Have you ever had your house tp'd?

Miss Info - No, but I used to buy my boys the toilet paper so that they could go out and tp the neighbors.

CoW - Oh they were friends with the neighbors?

Miss Info - Oh no!! We hated our neighbors.

That's about when my tea came out my nose, so I missed the rest of the conversation.

 

[2bemarried]

One of our co-workers has been married for almost 2 years. She and her dh are planning on buying a house by the end of the year.

Miss Info - When are you buying a house?

CoW - When we find one we like

Miss Info - Oh come on, just buy one and fix it up the way you like it.

Dead silence from CoW.

Miss Info - And then you can have a baby!!

CoW - No no baby

Miss Info - You HAVE to have a baby!!

CoW - No babies.

Miss Info - You're mom wants to be a grandmother, so you have to have a baby.

Now co-workers mother lives in a different country and Miss Info has never met this woman, but yet she knows she wants to be a grandmother.

Subject changes to halloween. Coworker is dreading it because she got tp'
d last year.

Miss Info - Oh there's nothing wrong with the kids doing that, it's all in fun.

CoW - It's a mess to clean up. Have you ever had your house tp'd?

Miss Info - No, but I used to buy my boys the toilet paper so that they could go out and tp the neighbors.

CoW - Oh they were friends with the neighbors?

Miss Info - Oh no!! We hated our neighbors.

That's about when my tea came out my nose, so I missed the rest of the conversation.

That lady is crazy!

 

[Hedy]

I'd be WAAY too tempted to TP MI's house.

 

[Laura]

 

[ShesAPirate]

You should TP her desk -- it's all in fun, right?

 

[Evil Genius]

You should TP her desk -- it's all in fun, right?

OMG you're a pirate genius! I think I might do this after she leaves on the 30th.

 

[Mrs.Toad]

I'd be WAAY too tempted to TP MI's house.

Oh, yea! I'd be all over that like Elvis on a peanut butter and banana sandwich!

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Nothing like getting your kids to do your dirty work for you!

 

[budbeerlady]

I think she should be TP'd!!!!!!!!! And do something to her office, all in good fun of course.....

 

[Jeanny]

I think she should be TP'd!!!!!!!!! And do something to her office, all in good fun of course.....

did you ever see the pictures of what people do to your office when you're on vacation? wrap everything in aluminum foil, put post-it notes over every surface, etc.

TP her cubicle!!!! She deserves it!!!!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

I think it's time for a road trip. Everyone grab your toilet paper and head over to Miss Info's house.

 

[Poohbear123]

TP her desk, I will fly up there and Help you!

 

[minniecarousel]

Oh my word!

Telling a co-worker that it's "all in good fun" and the next breath admitting you hate the neighbors who got TP'd?! Can she not put two & two together?!

 

[Notatourist]

Tping is one thing, hanging her entire cubicle from the ceiling is another...or moving it to another part of the office...I have seen it done...

 

[lyzziesmom]

I interviewed for a job where the lady who interviewed me was telling me how they love to play practical jokes. She told me the best one was when they replaced a guy's chair while he was on vacation - with a toilet!

I'm just sayin'.

 

[DizBelle]

Oh my word!

Telling a co-worker that it's "all in good fun" and the next breath admitting you hate the neighbors who got TP'd?! Can she not put two & two together?!

She can but she doesn't get 4. She gets something like "apple pie".

 

[Briarmom]

 

[Evil Genius]

She can but she doens't get 4. She gets something like "apple pie".

Oh you've seen her work!


She was just telling our boss that she remembers as a kid that they would let them listen to the World Series on the radio at school. This explains a whole lot about her formal education.

 

[disneymom3]

OMG you're a pirate genius! I think I might do this after she leaves on the 30th.

Forget the desk! We are all coming over and having one big TP party at MI's house!!

 

[RUDisney]

For my boss' 40th birthday, we ballooned his office. There were balloons in it that were waist high. We'd have filled the whole thing, but he has a large office. We held the balloons in with police line yellow tape.

Too bad this didn't come up before MI's birthday.