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[KristiKelly]

I think you need this link today!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/fartboard.html

OMG!!! I really need a laugh til ya cry smilie.

If you click on a bunch of them really fast the sounds keep going.

OMG, DS & DH will LOVE this. Yep, we're easily entertained.

 

[Kies99]

I think you need this link today!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/fartboard.html

OMG that is so funny!! I can't get through more than a few without laughing my a.....sorry, almost made a bad pun there!

 

[KristiKelly]

C'mon, EG, make a couple of the sounds and get back to us with her comment. Hmm.. might be best to wait until after lunch. First tell her you had the best refried beans or pintos for lunch and then let the sounds begin.

 

[mirthmaiden]

I'm dying for more info on the Vegas trip. Her being so tight-lipped about it makes me very curious.

 

[Jennifer48]

"No I'm going to sit here and fart all day."

Good comeback!!

 

[Evil Genius]

I think you need this link today!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/fartboard.html

Unfortunately, I don't have any sound on this computer. I need to bring speakers from home.

We are all going out for lunch today. I'll have to make sure I sit across from her and order beans, broccoli or cucumbers!!

Oh maybe I'll have a few gems from lunch to share with you guys.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

 

[figment52]

Claire: Too bad you don't have a whoopy cushion with you.

Or better yet, go find a farting sound file online and say continually, "Whew! Shouldn't have eaten those beans last night!"

That would be great - set it up as your sound for each email or something like that, especially if it happens often. It will drive her nuts.

 

[jmskinner]

After the crazy day I am having. I needed this.

 

[Evil Genius]

People asked her about Vegas and she was just as tight lipped as ever. As we head into vacation time everyone was talking about where they are going or want to go. One person is taking a cruise.

MI "A CRUISE?!?! Why would you want to do that? Lay around and eat all the time. Your going to come back 20 lbs heavier!"

This poor person tries to explain a cruise to her, but you know she's not listening.

Finally she looks at them and says "What a waste of money."

I almost fell into my salad!!!

 

[LadyShiva]

People asked her about Vegas and she was just as tight lipped as ever. As we head into vacation time everyone was talking about where they are going or want to go. One person is taking a cruise.

MI "A CRUISE?!?! Why would you want to do that? Lay around and eat all the time. Your going to come back 20 lbs heavier!"

This poor person tries to explain a cruise to her, but you know she's not listening.

Finally she looks at them and says "What a waste of money."

I almost fell into my salad!!!

Wow. Just... WOW.

Brandie

 

[Briarmom]

People asked her about Vegas and she was just as tight lipped as ever. As we head into vacation time everyone was talking about where they are going or want to go. One person is taking a cruise.

MI "A CRUISE?!?! Why would you want to do that? Lay around and eat all the time. Your going to come back 20 lbs heavier!"

This poor person tries to explain a cruise to her, but you know she's not listening.

Finally she looks at them and says "What a waste of money."

I almost fell into my salad!!!

I'm going on a cruise with my 2 kids in 9 days. What does she think I should pack? How should I avoid the 20 pound weight gain? How should I spend my own money?
I need to know!

 

[Beth76]

MI "A CRUISE?!?! Why would you want to do that? Lay around and eat all the time. Your going to come back 20 lbs heavier!"

Didn't you tell her about the alcohol too?

Maybe I should rethink my next vacation and find someplace that will let me and my children starve.

 

[mitushib]

My mom used to call such people Ms KNOWITALL but IMO she is Ms KNOWITALL and compleed to say it

 

[diznygirl]

People asked her about Vegas and she was just as tight lipped as ever. As we head into vacation time everyone was talking about where they are going or want to go. One person is taking a cruise.

MI "A CRUISE?!?! Why would you want to do that? Lay around and eat all the time. Your going to come back 20 lbs heavier!"

This poor person tries to explain a cruise to her, but you know she's not listening.

Finally she looks at them and says "What a waste of money."

I almost fell into my salad!!!

Ya know - she probably never even went to Vegas - that's why there's nothing to say. Being up a show on TV during that week and see if she saw it! LOL!

 

[Laura]

Ya know - she probably never even went to Vegas - that's why there's nothing to say. Being up a show on TV during that week and see if she saw it! LOL!

That's what I'm thinking; I bet she didn't go!

 

[KristiKelly]

I was thinking the same thing, she probably didn't even go to Vegas.

Did she take any pictures? Tell her you'd love to see them, just keep harrassing her until she explodes!!!

 

[gradtchr]

I can't wait until I can waste my money on a cruise!

Coworkers response should be: Well thank god you wouldn't go means that my vacation will be enjoyable and of course more food and booze for moi!

 

[Hixski]

That lady is just a complete kook. Or an idiot. I can't decide. I just can't wait to waste my money on a cruise. I will be wasting it in September. Is there a better month to waste my money on a cruise? If I am going to waste my money I would like to do it right.

 

[disneymom3]

Oh good grief! She has problems with cruises too??? Well, of course she does!

I am with the crowd that thinks she did not go to Vegas. I think she sat at home all vacation and was crabby and bitter.

Evil Genius--I have to say that I love that you keep updating the title so we know when you have more tidbits from MI! Thanks for doing that.