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[Evil Genius]

(and hey - we're planning on a quick trip in the fall and I hope we can make it to all four parks in three days as well! Thanks for the reassurance that I'm not nuts!)

My sister does life commando style, believe me Disney is not going to be any different. Me, I'm just happy to be going!!!

 

[Fitswimmer]

My sister does life commando style, believe me Disney is not going to be any different. Me, I'm just happy to be going!!!

We only have 3 nights there this trip too, so we'll be moving well. We'll probably get to all 4 parks, just not for the whole day. Gotta use those Extra Magic hours well....

If she ever does decide to go to WDW, you'll have to put a WARNING on the DIS so we all know NOT to go when she's there!!!

 

[laurie31]

It depends on whether or not you wash it in hot water before putting it back in the cabinet

ROTFL!!! I'm now imagining someone just letting the dog lick the plates clean and then putting them away

My sister does life commando style, believe me Disney is not going to be any different. Me, I'm just happy to be going!!!

I'm a pretty commando person myself, but my kids won't ride any of the "big" rides, except for Splash Mountain, so I don't think we'll have to kill ourselves. We usually don't spend more than 1/2 day in MGM even if we have a whole week. We're talking about going to MGM after spending the bulk of the day at AK and just doing a few things and then watching Fantasmic, which we totally love

 

[MagicalMom]

I pray she never, ever goes to Disney. Can you imagine her interacting with CMs, Characters, other travelers???

I know it's terrible but imagine how much fun it would be to watch her plan it!

 

[Evil Genius]

I know it's terrible but imagine how much fun it would be to watch her plan it!

Plan!! You forget this is "just a theme park" There would be no planning. Plus she all ready knows anything anyways. But it would be fun to hear about it when she came back.

 

[LisaNJ25]

I know it's terrible but imagine how much fun it would be to watch her plan it!

LOLOLOLOL I would pay to watch that

 

[simba928]

You should tell her that you have a friend (Me!) who went to WDW a year ago and did all 4 parks in one day. Yes, we really did that! Started out at AK and ended the day with Fantasmic! I would love to know what she says about that.

 

[Evil Genius]

You should tell her that you have a friend (Me!) who went to WDW a year ago and did all 4 parks in one day. Yes, we really did that! Started out at AK and ended the day with Fantasmic! I would love to know what she says about that.

her head would explode!!!

 

[Hedy]

NOTHING IS FREE AT DISNEY!!!!


Am I the only one who when I overhear people thinking you have to pay for fast passes, I'm tempted to offer to help them with the "Fast Pass loophole" for $20?

 

[xyzabc33]

She's still perplexed by my 3 day trip.

Miss Info. So how much are you really going to be able to see in 3 days?

Me We're planning on all 4 parks.

Miss Info WHAT!?!?!? You really aren't going to go to 4 theme parks. You certainly aren't going to ride any rides. Whatta ya' going to do just walk around?

Me No we'll get on rides. They have something called fast passes and yeah we'll walk around, wave at Mickey, just enjoy the time on the whole.

Miss Info Oh you paid for one of those pass things? We did that at Universal it wasn't worth it.

Me Fastpasses at Disney are free....

Miss Info NOTHING IS FREE AT DISNEY!!!!

That's when I smiled and sat at my desk.

I pray she never, ever goes to Disney. Can you imagine her interacting with CMs, Characters, other travelers???

I wonder what she would say about FREE dining? ASK HER ASK HER>>>COME ON WE WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!

Good lord, if she ever did go to Disney she would make the front page on stupid guest tricks.com We would have to warn the parks that she is coming and to hurry run and hide.

Love this thread EG, look for it everyday.

 

[pppiglet]

Did you ever ask her if she watches American Idol? I'd love to hear what she has to say about that!!

 

[Kath2003]

Tell her the gas prices aren't too bad - the UK pay nearly $8/gallon

That should get her started!

 

[Daxx]

Not hijacking here ... but I have two good ones from Ms. Computers today!!!!! Remember her? Well, our receptionist was out sick today and Ms. Computers covered for her as she only had one class earlier in the day. I was fortunate enough to be in the office both times (once while on lunch and once while my students were at their specials class).

Anyway ... at school, in the front entrance, we have a surveillance camera and a buzzer that people have to ring to let the receptionist know that someone wants to get in. In the office, there's a monitor to see who it is so the receptionist can be sure it's a parent or someone that's ok to let through the main door. Well, let me state that the buzzer sounds NOTHING like the telephone or any other telephone (inc. cell phones) I've heard. So, while I'm in the office, the door buzzer goes off and Ms. Computers picks up the phone and says "Good Morning ... XYZ school ... this is Ms. C ..." and she waits a second and says "They hung up on me!" So, the door buzzer goes off a second time and she picks up the phone, goes through the spiel and says "They hung up again!" The door buzzer rings a third time and she picks up the phone, goes through her speil and says "We keep getting disconnected!" Well, at this point, I'm near hysterics and haven't said a word b/c I am finding this whole thing rather amusing! See, I'm not a fan of Ms. Computers and I'm just enjoying the whole thing. Finally, the door buzzes for the fourth time and one of the teachers in the office w/me says "Uh, that's the door buzzer, not the phone!" When we told the principal about it, he was hysterical!

At the end of the day when my kids were in their specials class, I was in the office and she was complaining that she's been trying to fax this document all day long and all she was getting was a busy signal. She couldn't understand how the fax line could be busy all day. So, the principal says "what number are you faxing it to?" and she reads off the school phone number. The principal says "Ms. C., that's the school's fax number you're dialing. No wonder it's been busy!" We were dying!!!!!!!

 

[figment52]

Plan!! You forget this is "just a theme park" There would be no planning. Plus she all ready knows anything anyways. But it would be fun to hear about it when she came back.

If she even really goes there; remember her "trip to Vegas"

 

[MrsKreamer]

Miss Info

that poor woman is delusional...so glad you have her and not me!!

My dad also believes some of the stuff Miss Info is spouting. You don't wanna hear where he thinks AIDS originated

My MIL thinks you can catch AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat and by drinking after someone with AIDS.

 

[Piper]

I am really enjoying this thread! Can't wait 'till Monday!

 

[lajones81]

I can't wait to hear more stories!! These are great! LOL

 

[Robinrs]

She's still perplexed by my 3 day trip.

Miss Info. So how much are you really going to be able to see in 3 days?

Me We're planning on all 4 parks.

Miss Info WHAT!?!?!? You really aren't going to go to 4 theme parks. You certainly aren't going to ride any rides. Whatta ya' going to do just walk around?

Me No we'll get on rides. They have something called fast passes and yeah we'll walk around, wave at Mickey, just enjoy the time on the whole.

Miss Info Oh you paid for one of those pass things? We did that at Universal it wasn't worth it.

Me Fastpasses at Disney are free....

Miss Info NOTHING IS FREE AT DISNEY!!!!

That's when I smiled and sat at my desk.

I pray she never, ever goes to Disney. Can you imagine her interacting with CMs, Characters, other travelers???

Sounds like misinformation ran rampant here...

Universal doesn't have fast passes, they have Universal Express passes that cost money but put you on the "fast pass" line for the entire park and have no time restraints. Maybe you can INFORM Miss INformation about that.

 

[Evil Genius]

Co-worker brings in pictures of China. Absolutely gorgeous. Many pictures are of temples and buddha's.

Miss Info - What's with all the Buddha's

Me - You've got to be kidding.

Miss Info {Glare}

Me - Most Chinese are Buddhists not Christian. (Including co-worker)

Miss Info - You mean there aren't any churches there?? Well I'm never going there!!

(Lucky China)

I went back to looking at pictures and she went and sat down.

 

[Hedy]

Co-worker brings in pictures of China. Absolutely gorgeous. Many pictures are of temples and buddha's.

Miss Info - What's with all the Buddha's

Me - You've got to be kidding.

Miss Info {Glare}

Me - Most Chinese are Buddhists not Christian. (Including co-worker)

Miss Info - You mean there aren't any churches there?? Well I'm never going there!!

(Lucky China)

I went back to looking at pictures and she went and sat down.

You really couldn't make this stuff up.