My 332nd post...

[Rash]

Hey, if 2500 is good for a poem, I figure I should at least get a haiku for 332.
Or at least a limerick.
A backhanded compliment?
Maybe a disparaging email?
Crank phone call?

I'll go back to work now.

 

[OneMoreTry]

332:
Turn on the flickering screen
Light up the DIS my
Cyberspace identity.


Sorry. Best I can come up with. (I tend to be a little cynical. Nothing personal.)

 

[lllovell]

Hey, if 2500 is good for a poem, I figure I should at least get a haiku for 332.
Or at least a limerick.
A backhanded compliment?
Maybe a disparaging email?
Crank phone call?

I'll go back to work now.

There once was a gentleman named Rash
who lamented of more points for cash
His wit always present
his humor quite dry
even when his Eagles do crash....


TADA!!!!!

 

[Rash]

even when his Eagles do crash....

Ouch.

 

[lllovell]

awwwwww


Here - let me make it up to you!

(I want points for remembering that! )

 

[Rash]

awwwwww


Here - let me make it up to you!

(I want points for remembering that! )

thanks for the mickeybar, but the poem was thoughtful enough.

sure, I'll give you points for remembering the eagles demise - they're borrowed and in holding with 25 minutes left before expiration.

 

[Tooneric]

Hey, if 2500 is good for a poem, I figure I should at least get a haiku for 332.
Or at least a limerick.
A backhanded compliment?
Maybe a disparaging email?
Crank phone call?

I'll go back to work now.

I accept the challange.

"Rash 332"
a Haiku by the Bad Poet.

A Rash is pleasant
If you get it from the Dis.
If not, it itches.

 

[lllovell]

lol Tooneric *scratches arm without even realizing it*

hahaha - sorry Rash, "I want points" is a family saying....like hubby getting points for cooking dinner without me asking.....

As for the Eagles...I feel your pain...I have been a Braves fan forever (goodness - I am old...30 years now) and the last many years have been torture. For those that don't get there, they can't understand the heartbreak of actually making it and losing.

So...you can get me back later this year....oh wait - my boys are going to take it all

 

[OneMoreTry]

OK. I'm back and have had a chance to think about this:


If I had "tickets my way"
I'd be there every day.
But until that time
I'll get the kind
Ole' Rash's algorithms say.

 

[Rash]

A Rash is pleasant
If you get it from the Dis.
If not, it itches.

Well done. No one's ever called me pleasant - I'm touched.

 

[Rash]

If I had "tickets my way"
I'd be there every day.
But until that time
I'll get the kind
Ole' Rash's algorithms say.

It may be time for me to come clean regarding the WDW Ticket Cost Analyzer. It's completely inaccurate. I purposely programmed it to coerce the user into spending hundreds of dollars more than they should . I figure, the more they spend on tickets, the less days they can afford to stay, thus decreasing occupancy at the resorts, and increasing my chances of getting the reservations I want. Plus, I've attached an ingenious worm to the file so anyone who downloads it unknowingly emails me their waist size, 3rd grade class photo, and late night internet-browsing history - for future use should anyone dare to flame me.

 

[Tooneric]

...Plus, I've attached an ingenious worm to the file so anyone who downloads it unknowingly emails me their waist size, 3rd grade class photo, and late night internet-browsing history - for future use should anyone dare to flame me.

Uh oh... Um,, all those late night sites you see on my browser, uh, that's not me, um, it's the kids - no, the dog! Yeah, that's it! the dog! He likes clicking on the keyboard and no telling what comes up...did I mention in my haiku that you were pleasant???

 

[DrTomorrow]

Ahem [clears throat]:

Three hundred and thirty two
I have thousands more
Rash must have a life; I don't

 

[Rash]

Ahem [clears throat]:

Three hundred and thirty two
I have thousands more
Rash must have a life; I don't

Wow - you guys are haiku wizards. impressive.

Unfortunately, my post count is so low because the warden only allows the inmates computer access once a week. And usually greenban is hogging it.

 

[PantherFanStan]

his Eagles do crash....

No Poem (and no love either ) ........
but a riddle.......from PantherFanStan...

How do you spell Eagles?



e-a-g- L - L - L - L - e-s

(since my Panthers were responsible were responsible for one of those L's.)


What's a nice Carolinian doing still pulling for the Eagles?

 

[Rash]

No Poem (and no love either ) ........
but a riddle.......from PantherFanStan...

How do you spell Eagles?



e-a-g- L - L - L - L - e-s

(since my Panthers were responsible were responsible for one of those L's.)


What's a nice Carolinian doing still pulling for the Eagles?

Cary is a fairly small town - watch your back.

 

[Tooneric]

Wow - you guys are haiku wizards. impressive.

Unfortunately, my post count is so low because the warden only allows the inmates computer access once a week. And usually greenban is hogging it.