I quote Steel Magnolias more than I should admit
He's so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt
My colors are blush and bashful
What if it's a boy? Shelby I guess
The poet laureate of Dogwood Drive
Like two pigs fighting under a blanket
Looks like an autopsy
Coffees kicking in
Whenever someone is in a hurry, I say Run Forrest Run.
Me and (insert name) is like peas and carrots
Two other managers and I like to quote our district manager in work, not in a very complimentary way:
Just so you know, before we say something stupid or incredibly obvious
And when things are tense we bust out the "I challenge you"
Then we laugh because she probably read that in a management for dummies guidebook or something.