Oh, I have another story of what I took to be obscene:
My friend and I were on the Jungle Cruise, and you know how you basically face the person right across from you? Well, sitting across from us, on the outer portion, was an older man, say in his late 50s, and a young couple in their late teens, early 20s. We assumed it was a dad and his kid and boyfriend or girlfriend. The girl was dressed like a total hoochie, with a short skirt and spiked thigh high boots on (which my friend and I kept chuckling over).
Well, we totally forgot about the outfit when she started rubbing the younger guy's back and the older guy started rubbing her leg and gently carassing and tracing his fingers on her arm. ACK! We tried not to look at them and were attempting to hold in the chuckles but it was hard with them butting knees with us! Then the captain made a corny joke (as they do) and I laughed and the older guy put his hand on MY KNEE and said "hmm, that is funny, isn't it?" GROSS! Then they all got off the boat holding each other's hands. ICKY!
Hey, is it coincidence so many Tiger fans have stopped off on a thread about obsene things? haha. Guess we still have the LSU/Oregon State streaker on the brains!