WonkaKid
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Mom (to her daughter): Sprite? You're nine years old. You're not entitled to Sprite. (Wow -- harsh, mom ;-). But I agree: kids don't need all that sugar). -- Overheard in Tomorrowland.
Old woman1: When you die, do you want to be buried or cremated?
Old woman2: I don't know. Surprise me. -- Overheard in NOS
Woman1: What’s your biggest regret about college?
Woman2: My interest rate. -- Overheard in FL.
Guy (to his friend): If Santa existed, he’d have unfriended me sometime in the late nineties. -- Overheard in FL.
Old woman1: When you die, do you want to be buried or cremated?
Old woman2: I don't know. Surprise me. -- Overheard in NOS
Woman1: What’s your biggest regret about college?
Woman2: My interest rate. -- Overheard in FL.
Guy (to his friend): If Santa existed, he’d have unfriended me sometime in the late nineties. -- Overheard in FL.
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