MOOvin' Along - Goog Times, Goog Friends . . . Part 2

[Backstage_Gal]

Delete, delete, wrong quote!!!!!

 

[WheatThins]

More like a cracker posting frenzy.

good one twink.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

HEY! Who could hate a nurse?!?! harumph.


I like hunting and peanut butter and the occasional snack cracker, but alas put me in the non celery loving group.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Hey Cel, did Tammy make it home?

Hope so.

 

[TwinkieMama]

You didn't stand a chance. We all know Twinkie installed fancy Swooping Software. For e-bay. We were all pawns.

Meh!

Bunch of swoopers. You have embarassed your self, your family and the entire Disboard Community.

Wheat Thins

Are you saying that I am a bunch of swoopers? or that we all are a bunch of swoopers?

A vase with a dozen roses and a card!

I went oh, wait, is today October 17? Yep!! My 37th wedding anniversary
I totallly forgot.

Hubby said he had trouble finding white roses (mixed in with red). He was looking for them because 37 years is Alabaster! [/LEFT]

Happy Anniversary Marita!

I'm sorry I missed the swooping party and the opportunity to embarrass myself, my family, and the whole disboard community.

Don't worry I think I embarrassed you, your family and the whole disboard community for you. Mi familia es tu familia. For reals.

Congrats, Twinks. I'm taking off January 27 so I can snag page 1000. The gauntlet is thrown down. Remember that date!

Ok. It is on then. Of course I will be posting with a newborn in my arms. But I won't actually sleeping so I think I can take on the challenge.

 

[babynurse1]

Don't worry I think I embarrassed you, your family and the whole disboard community for you. Mi familia es tu familia. For reals.

Twinkies and cowgirls: Always room for one more.


Speaking of which that cute little puppy never made it to the pound. And now he has a name, I think I missed my window of opportunity. Somebody stop me.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Twink, I don't think your pg-ness qualifies you as a bunch.

Suckered in by a puppy, eh, E?! They have a way of squirming into your heart. Just ask Mr. Moo

 

[babynurse1]

Last edited by Minnie_Moo : Today at 09:38 PM. Reason: What's the puppy's name??!

Phantom as in "Phantom of the Opera" as in Gerard Butler as in "300" as in dd has a huge crush.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Phantom is a goog puppy name.


Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Aw, that's a cute name, E!

Who knows what mischief lurks in the hearts of rescued puppies?

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Aw, that's a cute name, E!

Who knows what mischief lurks in the hearts of rescued puppies?

Moo, easy one, chewing of shoes, or course!!!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Moo, easy one, chewing of shoes, or course!!!

That's why our pups have been well supplied with rawhide chips and squeeky toys.

4,444 WOOT, Marita!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

That's why our pups have been well supplied with rawhide chips and squeeky toys.

4,444 WOOT, Marita!

Goog luck Moo, keep the doors closed!
And thanks! I still don't know how I got this many more posts than you and some others. Maybe I should just shut up

 

[DonaldTDuck]

One of my favorite Dr. Demento songs(the link to the audio is broken)
The tune is close to The Piano Man

Carrot Juice is Murder:
Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings just cuz a radish can't scream.

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories.)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

I saw a man eating celery so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two.
I'm political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage,
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage.
I told the judge when he sentenced me, "This is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower."

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup.
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, Let potted plants free.
Don't mash that potato,
Oh, spare the spider, Eat up calories, Oh!

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Fates in the stir fry are sealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (You fat gourmet scum.)
How do you think that feels? (Leave them out in the fields.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (V8's genocide.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Yes your compost's a grave.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (Take up macramé.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)
-The Arrogant Worms
They seem to be a Canadian group, most of their dates are there anyway. And one of the things to click on their website is What's newish.
BTW I have a fictional trip next year but I can't decide between the first week of December or Food and Beer(Wine).I'd prefer December, but October prolly makes more cents.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

DTD, that was funny, although painful!

 

[babynurse1]

Phantom is a goog puppy name.


Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Wait. I thought that was the Shadow.


Do I need to google?

 

[Minnie_Moo]

DTD, I remember listening to Dr. Demento when I was in college, but I have no memory of specific songs. That song was pretty funny!

Marita, believe me - I've been keeping a pretty close eye on my expensive leather sandals.

I didn't sign up for the bounce back because I don't think I want to go when it's so hot. Early November while F&W is still going on or early December 2008 sound pretty goog to me. I hope to rope my little sis and a friend or two into going with me next time. Mr. Moo won't want to return for a few years.

 

[lalijack]

Happy anniversary, Marita! 37 years....congratulations!!!!!! You and Mr. Marita should absolutely go for a nice dinner this weekend.

Hey, WT...have you been mainlining espresso or something? What's with the posting frenzy???

BBN, at some point, you're going to need to learn how to say "no". Try it. N-O. Try it in some other languages: Nyet. Nee. Nej. Neen. Nah. See? It's pretty easy. Now try saying it to the next yutz who comes to Crazynurse Ranch with a stray kitten, puppy or goat. Before someone makes a song about your menagerie that starts with "Old McNursey had a farm, E-I-E-I-O". Oh, and lest I forget....1-4-3!

Twink, Moo, DTD, LilL, Melinda, Uma, MommyP, and Celery...

 

[babynurse1]

sorry had to google.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!


But you are excused d/t pregnancy Twink.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

This is an FYI and I hope its not a trend:

Frigging love bugs are STILL around, and it is mid-October. They are supposed to be gone by end of September. What's up with that?

Moo, November is a lovely time to go.