Yes, this race was definately the "tale of the porta potties!"
(I should have known Disney would be this unorganized from the kids races after the Marathon this year

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My Mom, Sam, Linda & I flew to Orlando from Manchester Thursday evening. We got to our gate and there were 70+ high school seniors on our flight!!! We thought we'd die. BUT, I do have to say, they were pretty well-behaved. We were pleasantly surprised. One crisis averted.
We land and head to Alamo. Line wasn't too long, then we head upstairs to get our minivan rental. Well, my mother decided that she *needs* the vans with capt. chairs in the middle row (rather than the bench). So, we find a van with capt. chairs and start loading luggage. We then notice that one capt. chair is not locked in place. So, we go to the only other van with capt. chairs, load our bags, then notice one tire is really low. We ask someone from Alamo to pump it up, and they tell us to pick another van. So, back to the first one - we try to lock seat in. We get 2 men from Alamo to try to lock seat in. My mom is laying on the floor of the van, then kneeling with her butt sticking out the doorway - trying to help these guys install the darn seat!

Finally, I think the guys are sick of us stubborn ladies who do not want any of the Caravans, and one of them brings over a van from the National side for us. We load up and off we go. After we pass the Alamo kiosk and we are heading down the very beginning of the ramp, I notice that one of the doors is ajar. So, I pull all the way to the right, turn on blinkers and start to figure out which door is the problem. People are behind be beeping and swearing! Um, hello?! I have my blinkers on (obviously there is a problem) and there is room for 2 cars to pass on my left if they were side by side! Finally, my Mom jumps out of the back and starts yelling at the buttheads to simply go around. Oy vey! Turns out the rear sliding door motor was shot. We get door closed and carry on. As we are heading to the south exit, the engine light comes on. At this point, I do not care! I am tired and need a bed. Drama follows me everywhere!
We get to our room at Pop. Sam is using the bathroom and discovers there is not a shred of toilet paper in there! I steal some from Mom's room. And our carpet near the sink is mysteriously damp. Weird. But we don't care - we are beat!
Speaking of tired - since when do the Mousekeepers come at 8am?!
Friday we take it easy and meet my grandparents at noon. We went over to Fort Wilderness and ate at the Trails End Buffeteria & walked around a bit. After my grandparents leave, we head to Epcot, then MGM later on.
Saturday is Magic Kingdom and dinner at Tony's for pasta. We all are in bed by 9pm.
Sunday we get up at 5am and are out of the room by 5:30. I drink my powerade & eat 2 cereal bars and yogurt in the car. We park at Epcot and we all bus to AK. Linda & Sam go to stake out a spot to watch the start. Mom & I get in the incredibly long potty lines. Long story short about the potties. We got to look back & watch the start from about 20 people back. At about 10 people back, they started yelling at us to start and there would be "porta pottie
s" at, or after the first mile. Then they start counting down to when they are going to close the start! I was beyond aggravated that they'd even threaten that! I mean, I had to go. I did not wait until the last minute to get in line. So, I dove into a porta potty 40 secs. from them closing the start. ARGH!!! I peed as fast as humanly possible and ran out of the potty and across the start very mad.

I mean, this was my first race ever - I wanted to savor the start a little bit, you know?
I saw our friends right after the start line and asked where my mom was. She was actually coming up behind me. While she was beside me for a few mins., I remembered to take my albuterol. I wasn't having an asthma attack, but I wanted to take it preventatively. So, here I am running and trying to suck on my inhaler. Oy! My Mom runs, while I mostly walk, so she went ahead of me relatively quickly.
It was weird in the first mile. I looked back a couple of times and either saw no one, or maybe a person or two, behind me. I managed to pass quite a few people doing my walk 4 mins. / run 1 min. plan.
I was so glad I didn't do as the crazy Disney sports people suggested and wait for the first potty stop - there was only
1 porta potty! This is a women's race, people! I know runners often go in the woods, even women. But I think the number of women willing to go in the bushes is less than the number of men. So, being a women's race, they really should have known better, imo.
I forget what mile it was, but before MGM where the race doubles back (near WWOS?), I saw Mom on the other side. I yelled to her and she saw me - very cool.
Around that time, I saw a WISHer with the Minnie T-shirt on that another DISer designed. I talked to her for a bit. Then another WISHer joined us for awhile. Please forgive me since I can't remember your names!!! It was fun talking to people I 'knew' online and I kept forgetting to do my 1 min. of running every 5 mins. Oops! Once I noticed this, I decided that as long as I was simply ahead of the sweepers, I would enjoy myself! So I did.
I did stop at another potty stop before MGM - that one had a 2 potties -yay! The only weird thing was that they were on a hill leaning backward. This lead to an interesting potty experience trying to hold myself upright in there!
Off to MGM - had a pic taken with Jessie & Mrs. Incredible.
On the pathway to the Boardwalk I met up with one of the WISHers I previously was talking to. After awhile, I remembered to run a bit again and did so. She pointed out who Cam was up ahead, so I talked to her for a bit too.
Entered Epcot and had pic taken with Pocahontas, Cindy & Belle. Coming around the loop after Mexico & entering into Future World, I noticed runners/walkers were being re-routed the short way around the World since they were below the 15 min. mile requirement. From what little I heard them say, they were not happy campers!
One thing I kept thinking since MGM and through Epcot was "this is almost over ALREADY? Gosh, I can do a Half, I'm not really tired!" Granted, I was at the back of the pack and not speedy at all. I really just didn't want it to be over yet.
I made my way out of Epcot and FINISHED! The goal was to simply finish and not be swept - so I succeeded in that. I got my first medal ever and had my picture taken. I grabbed a bagel and we all headed to Pop Century to get showered. After all, I had to get back to AK and ride Expedition Everest, right?
Sam & I pit stopped at France for lunch then headed to AK. My Mom took a 3 hour nap. Now, she does know better than to stop moving, but she was wiped out. She was pretty sore Sunday and Monday.
We all hit Jellyrolls Sunday night and had a great time. Sam & I stayed until 1 am and still did not want to leave. I love that place!
We flew home Monday - uneventfully thank goodness!
I will try to post pics once I get my disposable camera developed. Hopefully, they came out ok.
Now, I have to find another race, another goal. I know me & I won't keep exercising in any form if I have nothing to push me. DH Chad is running the DL 1/2 in Sept. and I was too afraid to sign up. Now that is closed. So, I signed up yesterday for the 5k. I am thinking I'll train as though I was doing the 1/2 with him.
ETA:
Place: 1332
Official Time: 2:18:30
Chip Time: 2:14:16
Pace: 14:24.3
(sorry so long guys!

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