Maybe Im hormonal but...

Hang on, hang on. He is 80+ with 3 beautiful girls. They are 20+ with millions of his dollars to spend. Call me Anna Nicole-Smith here but I would :thumbsup2

If everyone is happy who cares?
 
Eeeeewwww!
His sperm may be from the dark ages, but can you imagine where everything else could be "hanging" by now?
"And they called it Pocket Love"(or perhaps that should be bank account love!)
 
Eeeeewwww!
His sperm may be from the dark ages, but can you imagine where everything else could be "hanging" by now?
"And they called it Pocket Love"(or perhaps that should be bank account love!)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl:
Do your junk hang low?
Do they wobble to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulders like a continental soldier?
Does your junk hang looooooow?
 
Hang on, hang on. He is 80+ with 3 beautiful girls. They are 20+ with millions of his dollars to spend. Call me Anna Nicole-Smith here but I would :thumbsup2

If everyone is happy who cares?

I know he isnt really 700 or 99. And yeah they have millions of dollars to spend but they also "sleep" with him. GROSS! I'd rather play in traffic or guzzle rat poison.

And duh I care that's why I started this post. :)
 

I know he isnt really 700 or 99. And yeah they have millions of dollars to spend but they also "sleep" with him. GROSS! I'd rather play in traffic or guzzle rat poison. QUOTE]

What, not even for cinderella's carriage? I'm thinking of calling him :rotfl:
 
What, not even for cinderella's carriage? I'm thinking of calling him :rotfl:

Not for the carriage, the suite and the whole nine yards, Missy!
I repeat,
Eeeeewww!!!!!
He watches gay p0rn to get his juices flowing from what i hear, and not the cool kind!:scared:
 
What, not even for cinderella's carriage? I'm thinking of calling him :rotfl:

We should both call him and make it 5 girlfriends :rotfl2:

I love that show, it's a guilty pleasure for me.
What girl wouldn't want to get married at Disney World in front of the castle and then spend the night there? Can we blame her for wanting that even if the man she loves is 70 and has "low junk"?
 
We should both call him and make it 5 girlfriends :rotfl2:

I love that show, it's a guilty pleasure for me.
What girl wouldn't want to get married at Disney World in front of the castle and then spend the night there? Can we blame her for wanting that even if the man she loves is 70 and has "low junk"?

you forgot the part where he has 2 other women that he "loves" as well.
 





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