I shouldn't admit this but after 13 DCL cruises I still get my directions twisted. I am always heading toward Topsider's when I want to go to Cove Cafe or Cove Cafe when I want to go to Topsider's.
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I will still be 55 on this cruise. I don't turn 56 until June. Does that make me a geezer or an escort? Never mind...I think I answered that question in my previous paragraph.![]()
I just go up midship and then when I get to deck 9 I look to see which way to go.

