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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in
front of the office, ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too
close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's
door of the Lexus.
The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone,
dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a
policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask
any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up
the day before, was now completely ruined and would
never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to
make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the
cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you don't
notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is
missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off
when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
front of the office, ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too
close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's
door of the Lexus.
The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone,
dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a
policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask
any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up
the day before, was now completely ruined and would
never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to
make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the
cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you don't
notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is
missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off
when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
