Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up With Names Like These!

[Pete's Mom]

Originally posted by Bill3
I fail to find the humor in this posting-Harry Balz

I can't breathe I am laughing so hard!!

 

[luv2nascar]

I know someone who dated Candy Apple
former teacher's wife was Anita Bath
Work with someone who's maiden name was Cherrie (cherry) Blossom

 

[Figaro1]

At my son's school we have a little 007, James Bond that is.

We were a little shaken, but not stired at his name.

Figaro

 

[buddy&wooz]

An old friend's first grandson was named Justin Case.

 

[dbogen]

Disney Doll I say that one to on Sunday. I posted that on another threat but I guess it got deleted. It says I am not allowed to view it anymore.



On the lighter side my fathers cousin named his boys Pierce and Hunter, not bad now but strange in the 70"s

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

I've always been one to make up names, and know what I'd love to name my daughter, if I ever have one. It would be Decirace (pronounced Deck-er-es). I hate using common names whenever I write stories...so I make them up. That one I came up with last year. Though I came up with Falonia (pronounced as it looks) when I was in 4th grade.

As for names that have already been given ()...I dislike my first name: Marea. It's pronounced like Maria...but the spelling makes it hard for people to figure out how to say it. I've heard them pronounce it like: Marie, Mara, Mary, Mariah....

My youngest aunt has the name Dionne (pronounced Die-own instead of Dee-on). One pf my cousins has the name Teisha (pronounced Tea-sha), another Taleya (Ta-lee-yah).

Crystal Shanda Leer

I think I knew someone with that name... Or at least knew someone who knew someone with that name...lol

 

[RitaZ.]

Some of these are hilarious!

My cousin named his only child Hamlet.

DH went to school with a Snow White.

 

[ByTheSea]

My son goes to school with a lot of kids named after car's ...

Porcha, Mercedes and Lexus are all in his grade

 

[WilmaBud]

There was a family with the last name "Baer" in our town. They had a son named Teddy and a daughter named Panda.

There was also a girl named Miracle where I used to teach.

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

In the mall over the weekend, I overheard a mother called her child Charisma. Weird?

 

[Beth E. (NJ)]

Perhaps Charisma was named after Charisma Carpenter the actress from Angel?

In high school there was a boy named Robert Roberts.

 

[doxdogy]

A friend in high school use to babysit for a little girl named Robin Hood.

 

[r3ngels]

I had a teacher who's son was Clark Kent. And this was right at the height of those 80's Superman movies.

 

[Tiggeroo]

There is a girl in the school where I teach. Last name Colon, first name Lovely. I sort of chuckle when I have to call her name. She really is a Lovely girl though.

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

Originally posted by Beth E. (NJ)
Perhaps Charisma was named after Charisma Carpenter the actress from Angel?

In high school there was a boy named Robert Roberts.

Had I ever seen the show I might have known. Interesting name for a child, probably will sound better as an adult.

 

[TigerBear]

Originally posted by montessori
X'Spinziv

OMG! Poor child.

 

[ilovepcot]

Oh my....some real doozies from where I come from. Daughter's first grade teacher---Mrs. Tiddy. The town jeweler---Mr. Snoddy. (He had 3 sons who later changed their last name.) My mom's senior English teacher---Ophelia Butt (At least this was her married name.....her parents didn't do it!) Man at our church---Harry Cox. (All his male friends called him "Fuzz".) Four of my great aunts---Virsa, Eldren, Creta and Asalene. (I didn't borrow any of those when I named my daughter!)

 

[mamajoan]

ask me sometime about a young woman I used to work with a long, long time ago.... Her name was Edie (short for Edith)
she married Mr. Beaver...............
now put them together



I know an orthopedic doc... Dr. Butcher......

my favorite name of all time was often heard over the intercom of the hospital....

Paging: Doctor Cootie!!

 

[momof3disneyholics]

I hear strange names all the time where I work. I'll give a couple of the ones that I can remember

Sha'diamond
Lacey Gracey
Samuel Samuels
Ja'kobe Bryant

Oh, and the weirdest of all that stood out for me was Xayazia. Anyone can to pronounce that one?

 

[RNMOM]

DH has a second cousin who's name is Candy. She married a guy named Tom Beaver, Yep. She is now Candy Beaver. (They now have two daughters too.)