Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up With Names Like These!

[DewToo]

When i was young, my pediatrician was Dr. Payne.
Made me look forward to Dr visits... lol

 

[cheeringmom]

My mom and dad went to school with a Harry Whole (not sure of spelling but know that was the name!) *gasp!!*

 

[Regina]

In our area, there's a guy charged with murder who's name is Omnipotent.

 

[Serena]

I know someone named Payne, first name.

 

[BibbidiBobbidiBOO]

There is a man who lives here named Spider Webb!

 

[Galahad]

Gotta wonder if they realize they are actually naming adults, not children. Those kids have to live most of their lives with those names as adults.

 

[dianeschlicht]

My X DIL's name was Autumn Day. Her mom thought it was "so cute". DS had a classmate named Sunny Summers.

 

[ilovepcot]

BibbidiBobbidiBOO, I know a SPIDER WEBB also. He's originally from my area and is a famous artist.

My grandmother's doctor at Duke University Hosp. was Dr. PETER COTTON (tail!). Too bad he didn't work peds.....kids could have have a blast with that name! Well, we adults had fun with it, too!

 

[goodstarr]

It always bothered me when parents name both of their children (boy and girl) after the father. Like Daddy-Brian, Son-Brian Jr., Daughter-Brianna. It's like a statement to the world that those children are really his! (or a statement to the daddy). I don't know if I'd carry a kid for 9 months, deliver him/her, breastfeed for months, and then make sure that their names are almost exactly like daddy's! (I thought that that's why most of the time they got daddy's last name

 

[jx3smom]

I know a little girl named Mecca Luv.

 

[nowellsl]

I haven't read all the posts, but working at an elementary school for the last 19 years I've come across some unusual names - the one that I like best is Thelastone (the last one) get it?!

 

[goofygirl]

one that I like best is Thelastone (the last one) get it?!

LOL!! I was saying "Thella Stone" so I did not get it at first!

I went to school with a James James.

Not long ago in NJ, there was a missing girl named Allegra. I kept thinking of allergy medicine!

There was a Dr. Strange on staff where I work for awhile !

Montel once had a guest whose name was Wartime.


I know a woman named Michael. So of course people are always expecting her to be a male when they call her or meet her.

With all these Disney fans around, I am surprised those nobody named Disney, Yensid, Epcot, etc

 

[Tinks]

My nephew's middle name is Octavius.

He ws born on 8/8/88 at 8 p.m.....not induced either!

He has a normal first name.

 

[delikado]

I knew these sisters when I was high school, named Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise. I kid you not! A few others:

Washington Dee Sy (pronounced D.C.)
Harry Yap (as in, you better get moving!)

 

[KevinNYC]

One time, at the Magic Kingdom, just near the Dumbo ride, I thought at first that I had heard a mother refer to her daughter as" Latrine" and on the card attached to the WDW stroller was the name "LaTreen" so I didn't hear it incorrectly. Not the exact name I 'd like my daughter growing up with. Unless her family was in the bath room contruction business.