Magic and Mayhem--A TFW Supreme Leader TR--Les Chefs and DHS...the end on 6/25

[TEminnie]

Please board the trip report and move all the way to left, filling in all remaining spots. You there with the lime green shirt, crocs, TFW lanyard and TFW button, move to the front.......yeah, just push ahead of all those folks in wheelchairs--you're from Texas, so it's ok.........what? no, for the 15th time, this is NOT the line for Test Track...go back to your putting practice Youngs, and we'll call you over, ........will the Welch family PLEASE wait in line ......and fold up that there stroller--whaddya think someone's gonna steal it?? ......and apparently we must remind the woman on left, CE??, to keep her hands to HERSELF--there is no panning permitted on board! ..........what's that smell?...you there...call Mo .....ok...anyone north of the Mason Dixon line (yes, that includes Jersey and NY and RI--and probably PA--Janet is in charge of you all), remain seated.......Southerners can now proceed.....yes, MizD, you can have a stroller race with Slate.......you have a flat tire?? <<paging Buzz--please report to the loading zone for flat tire repair>> -Princess V?? Sorry, Florida is not considered a Southern state due to an apparent ban on sweet tea and sweet-n-low......and CA is a state of mind so do whatever you feel like, T...whenever you find the rest of your party. The rest of y'all just hang on tight, cause it might get a little bumpy!
(...all Canadians must pass a math test to be permitted to enter......

a few links:
Get on the bus--the journey begins!
Get outta the vehicle--POR is here!
How far can Riverside Mill BE??
Tossin' and Turnin"
Welcome to the Magic Kingdom!
CHH lunch--eat now cause it's the only lunch you get.
Monorail 1st Class
Dinner with the Canadians
Bypassing the UK
One Fish....Two Fish
Grumpy and Cinderella
Cali Grill with Food Pics!
There's a Party Going on!!
Giraffes, yaks, and dinos!
People watching at the AK!
Rope drop at MK then Mexican Epcot
Les Chefs and DHS...the end!

 

[carrieannie]

First!!! But I havent read yet..

 

[TEminnie]

A little background from the PTR:
Who am I???

You can call me:
TE
TEminnie (if you are feeling exceptionally formal)
Tracy (but you'll confuse the other Tracy who I'm sure will be posting a lot too!)
Queen (you'll earn many points)
Supreme Leader of Team Focker Watcher (double the points)

TE:
age- 39 (note 40th birthday is 1/13--you'll need to remember that)
stats- 5'8 inches, 110 pounds, long blonde hair, 38EE
occupation- former Miss America, currently serving as a talent scout for America's Top Model whilst caring for 2 kids, 2 horses, 8 goats (with 2 new babies), 1 dog, 1 cat
dreams- to be Cinderella with a Wonder Woman cape

(I look taller in this pic, right???)

Ok, well, the first and last are true but you have to pick through the rest of it!

My fellow voyagers:

Daran- DH of 17 years, works a bunch of long hours and travels a lot.
His dreams: probably a wife with the above measurements! And to leave our former suburban lifestyle for a farm. Got that now-20 acres with all the critters.
The song Green Acres pops into my head a lot now.

Ab- daughter of 14 years, going on 20.
Fav activity- rolling eyes at me
Fav comment- "are you wearing that out in public?"
She is looking forward to shopping at the French pavilion in Epcot and eating at Le Chefs de France.

BA- daughter of 10 years.
She is helping me plan and is ready to go to Disney on a moments notice at anytime. She gets lots of attention from the characters and cast members so if anyone needs an extra kid to take to the World, she will be happy to volunteer! [/COLOR]

(the little one is my niece, but she's not going with us this time)

Our trip: 1/31-2/5 which is noted on my ticker!

 

[jcc0621]

I'm second....now to go back and read

 

[carrieannie]

Loved it TE!! Let the games begin!!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

I'm here! Haven't read the post yet. Will go back and do that now.

 

[carrieannie]

A little background from the PTR:
Who am I???

Nice to meet you!

 

[Disneyolic]

FIRST one who really matters!

 

[jcc0621]

Please board the trip report and move all the way to left, filling in all remaining spots. You there with the lime green shirt, crocs, TFW lanyard and TFW button, move to the front.......yeah, just push ahead of all those folks in wheelchairs--you're from Texas, so it's ok.........what? no, for the 15th time, this is NOT the line for Test Track...go back to your putting practice Youngs, and we'll call you over, ........will the Welch family PLEASE wait in line ......and fold up that there stroller--whaddya think someone's gonna steal it?? ......and apparently we must remind the woman on left, CE??, to keep her hands to HERSELF--there is no panning permitted on board! ..........what's that smell?...you there...call Mo .....ok...anyone north of the Mason Dixon line (yes, that includes Jersey and NY and RI--and probably PA--Janet is in charge of you all), remain seated.......Southerners can now proceed.....yes, MizD, you can have a stroller race with Slate.......you have a flat tire?? <<paging Buzz--please report to the loading zone for flat tire repair>> -Princess V?? Sorry, Florida is not considered a Southern state due to an apparent ban on sweet tea and sweet-n-low......and CA is a state of mind so do whatever you feel like, T...whenever you find the rest of your party. The rest of y'all just hang out tight, cause it might get a little bumpy!

Not wonly do I not get a mention, neither does the loverlt state of Pennsylvania

A little background from the PTR:
Who am I???

You can call me:
TE
TEminnie (if you are feeling exceptionally formal)
Tracy (but you'll confuse the other Tracy who I'm sure will be posting a lot too!)
Queen (you'll earn many points)
Supreme Leader of Team Focker Watcher (double the points)

Will you take SLTFW as shorthand since the other is so long to type out

TE:
age- 39 (note 40th birthday is 1/13--you'll need to remember that)
stats- 5'8 inches, 110 pounds, long blonde hair, 38EE
occupation- former Miss America, currently serving as a talent scout for America's Top Model whilst caring for 2 kids, 2 horses, 8 goats (with 2 new babies), 1 dog, 1 cat
dreams- to be Cinderella with a Wonder Woman cape

Thought I saw you sitting next to Tyra on last weeks episode

(I look taller in this pic, right???)

Absolutely

The song Green Acres pops into my head a lot now.

Greeeeeen Acres is the place to be, farm living is the life for me, land spreadin out ao far and wide, Keep Manhatten and give me that country side.

Ab- daughter of 14 years, going on 20.
Fav activity- rolling eyes at me
Fav comment- "are you wearing that out in public?"
She is looking forward to shopping at the French pavilion in Epcot and eating at Le Chefs de France.

I have a feeling that the eye rolling thing will be coming into play alt

BA- daughter of 10 years.
She is helping me plan and is ready to go to Disney on a moments notice at anytime. She gets lots of attention from the characters and cast members so if anyone needs an extra kid to take to the World, she will be happy to volunteer! [/COLOR]

Future Diser in Training

 

[Disneyolic]

..will the Welch family PLEASE wait in line ......and fold up that there stroller--whaddya think someone's gonna steal it??

I'd love to read through the other mumble jumble but when I saw Welch I immediately started .

TE ~ I think your style of writing is going to beat Buzz's by a longshot!!!

 

[TEminnie]

Not wonly do I not get a mention, neither does the loverlt state of Pennsylvania

Ok--I'll talk more slowly---which is hard to do in my already slow Appalachian drawl:

PA stands for Pennsylvania and Janet is short for jcc0621. You are in charge of the Northerners cause you are used to dealing with...well, you know...."difficult people"

 

[Disneyolic]

Not wonly do I not get a mention, neither does the loverlt state of Pennsylvania

Poor wonly you!

That loverlt state of PA is known to me as the "just driving through to get to my REAL destination state" ...

 

[jcc0621]

Ok--I'll talk more slowly---which is hard to do in my already slow Appalachian drawl:

PA stands for Pennsylvania and Janet is short for jcc0621. You are in charge of the Northerners cause you are used to dealing with...well, you know...."difficult people"

Oops, missed that....please deduct focker points

 

[camelotcats]

Silly Janet.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!​

Now,where's that update?

 

[sharkB8HooHaHa]

It's already madness!

 

[carrieannie]

Thanks for the edit TE!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

Funny intro, I think you left a few Fockers out though....

That's okay, I forgive you!

 

[jcc0621]

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!​

 

[puggymom]

I'm here and love the start.

As for the eyerolling DD, it doesn't stop, I'm 41 and still rolling my eyes at Murph!

Oh and no one is in charge of a Jersey girl. Not even you dear Janet!

 

[sorul82?]

Hey TE!! Glad you're back. I love the intro, but I do have to add that the Slate children don't ride in a stroller. Not that I have anything again strollers, mind you.