lost puppy - any advise?

[wallyb]

My neighbor lost her puppy.
The poor thing is just beside herself.
She's putting up signs all over.
Any advise on locating a lost pup?

 

[rpmdfw]

Tell her that you're sure he'll show up in the end.

 

[zeitzeuge]

In the immortal words of Whitney, "Crack is Whack"

 

[MonorailMan]

Say your prayers, pup. The end is near.

 

[wallyb]

Cheeky monkey.

 

[jlewisinsyr]

Just wait until she finds out she needs to book two seats on her next United flight... ;-)

 

[DVCajun]

omg. I actually opened this thread with a sympathetic heart, ready to give Wally some comfort. That's. Just. Wrong.

 

[wallyb]

omg. I actually opened this thread with a sympathetic heart, ready to give Wally some comfort. That's. Just. Wrong.

Remember I'm in advertising - I know how to sucker people in -
That's what we do.

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Wow! You found my pup!!!!!

 

[colaboy29]

 

[Tony-NJ]

Just wait until she finds out she needs to book two seats on her next United flight... ;-)

 

[MGMBill]

My BF drags me in the office in tears about a lost puppy. This is after we had to book a week in Disney World, Disney Paris just did not count. Well he got me!!

 

[rosiep]

I can't believe I only just opened this thread.........I must have no soul....

 

[wallyb]

I can't believe I only just opened this thread.........I must have no soul....

You sold it to me - Remember?
You bought that KitKat with the money.

 

[rpmdfw]

You sold it to me - Remember?
You bought that KitKat with the money.

Where did she find a place that sells a KitKat for that little money?

 

[wallyb]

Where did she find a place that sells a KitKat for that little money?

One of the minis -
It was some kid's old halloween candy.

 

[rosiep]

Where did she find a place that sells a KitKat for that little money?

It was a half eaten one....

Totally worth it though...

 

[wallyb]

And it's not like she was ever
going to use her soul.

 

[rosiep]

And it's not like she was ever
going to use her soul.

When you first said "soul" you didn't clarify! I thought you were talking about my shoe!!!!

 

[wallyb]

When you first said "soul" you didn't clarify! I thought you were talking about my shoe!!!!

Why on earth would I want your ugly shoes?