Long buildup but funny...what are people thinking?

Maleficent13

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So last night on my way home from work, I stop in to the local branch of a national pharmacy chain to pick up some things. As another customer and I approach the register, the guy manning the counter overhead pages for another employee to come up front.

Female employee comes up, sees 2 customers and asks the first employee why he needs backup. He tells her he needs her to stand in front of the photo processor. (Note: photo processor is directly in front of me, behind the counter, approx. 5 ft away). Instead of doing what he asks, she proceeds to grill him on WHY he needs her to do this? Is it broken?

Meanwhile, I, bored and tired of carrying my heavy stuff, look at aforementioned photo processor...and catch an eyeful of :eek:. This thing is spitting out pictures that would make Hugh Hefner proud. There's nekkidness everywhere!!! Active nekkidness, IYKWIM. The kid behind the counter finally grabs one of the pics, holds it in front of the woman and says, "THIS is why I need you to stand in front of it!"

In this day and age of digital photography and in-home photo printers, WHY would you take your personal porno pics to the local drugstore to be processed??????
 
Where the people in the photos at least hot?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Maleficent13 said:
In this day and age of digital photography and in-home photo printers, WHY would you take your personal porno pics to the local drugstore to be processed??????

Because if you're enough of an exhibitionist to have the pictures taken in the first place, you want the world (or your local CVS/Walgreens/RiteAid) to see? :rolleyes1 :rolleyes1
 
Marseeya said:
Where the people in the photos at least hot?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Actually, the question should be
Were they duplicates of the same pic, or many different poses??




I'm just asking..... :teeth:
 

Maleficent13 said:
This thing is spitting out pictures that would make Hugh Hefner proud. There's nekkidness everywhere!!! Active nekkidness, IYKWIM. The kid behind the counter finally grabs one of the pics, holds it in front of the woman and says, "THIS is why I need you to stand in front of it!"

In this day and age of digital photography and in-home photo printers, WHY would you take your personal porno pics to the local drugstore to be processed??????

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: Active nekkidness? I think that's the funniest, most diplomatic description I've ever heard, Mal!
 
I only saw about 4 of the pics (which was 4 too many, but it was the old "car accident" cliche...LOL). They were all different and the woman looked like a brunette barbie...didn't see much of the guy...I assume he was in charge of the camera. :lmao:

Active nekkidness? I think that's the funniest, most diplomatic description I've ever heard, Mal!

:teeth:
 
I can't believe someone would have the nerve to bring them in to have processed. Maybe when he/she picks them up the cashier should compare the pictures to the actual product to see how he/she measures up in real life. Then the cashier could ask about the camera, tripod, etc. You know, just for research. :rotfl2:
 
My SIL used to work the photo processor in CVS. She said you'd be surprised at the number of those type of photos they get. They were actually trained for it because if a certain type of photo comes up they have to notify the authorities.
 
Yeah, once the other employee saw the pics, she asked if they were allowed to process them. The guy told her yeah, as long as the pics don't show any illegal activity they just give them to the customer. If there is illegal activity, then there's a process to alert the authorities. And then he went through the procedure with her.

Did I mention I was still standing there holding my stuff, waiting to be rung out? :rolleyes:
 
This reminds me of the scene in the movie "Hope Floats" where the Sandra Bullock character is being taught how to use the photo processing machine. The guy that runs the store explains "Every once in a while we get pictures of a questionable nature, naked pictures! Just hand them over to the customer as if everything is normal. But first, make doubles and put the extra pictures in this here binder that we keep under the counter. You're free to take a look whenever you want to!
 
I worked briefly at a photo processing shop many years ago, before digital cameras. It was my job to make reprints and enlargements that people ordered. I'm not sure the people who take photos like this know reproduced photos are not done by machine, or perhaps they just don't care, or worse, maybe they are bragging :crazy2: .
 
Maleficent13 said:
Yeah, once the other employee saw the pics, she asked if they were allowed to process them. The guy told her yeah, as long as the pics don't show any illegal activity they just give them to the customer. If there is illegal activity, then there's a process to alert the authorities. And then he went through the procedure with her.

Did I mention I was still standing there holding my stuff, waiting to be rung out? :rolleyes:
I'm such a nosey thing that I would have been glad to have an excuse to be standing there to hear this!!!!!!! ;)
 
Chicago526 said:
This reminds me of the scene in the movie "Hope Floats" where the Sandra Bullock character is being taught how to use the photo processing machine. The guy that runs the store explains "Every once in a while we get pictures of a questionable nature, naked pictures! Just hand them over to the customer as if everything is normal. But first, make doubles and put the extra pictures in this here binder that we keep under the counter. You're free to take a look whenever you want to!

I thought the same thing! I love that movie. :teeth:
 
I at least hope that there were no small children present when this happened. Can you IMAGINE trying to explain THAT to your kid?

Mommy, why was that man up against that lady's bottom?
They were playing leapfrog kid.
Naked leapfrog?
Yes...naked leap frog. Here's a candybar. Be quiet. :rotfl2:

TOV
 


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