But they would require some serious...cropping (thank you very much TK!)...before they would see the light of the DISboards. But maybe later. Maybe.
I think the real question is how much can we extort to have things like this on our TR? Not how much we can charge to have things taken out. maroo, stuff like this could pay for our whole trip!!!!
The first two snacks have looked a little too healthy - they both have fruit. I was going to suggest a dole whip but that has fruit too. Maroo - is it you that doesn't like Dole Whips? Oohh - here's a snack with no known nutritional value - zerba domes.
I just have to chime in that gazpacho is a soup (not a veggie drink like V8) and is not as bad as it looks. Maroo I would think it would count as at least two veggies and is probably very low in points. I am guessing you still won't be coming within 10 feet of it though.
I am definitely guilty of many of the views of this thread. I click on it every time there are a few posts so usually at least once a day and sometimes more if you guys are being chatty.
Okay. . .enough of my stream of conciousness ramblings for today. I've got work piling up on my desk.
Hey Jen,
Yes, word has it that maroo does NOT like Dole Whips. Yes, I am still trying to figure THAT out!!

They are so yummy, and they will be here on my MUST HAVE snack list. You'll have to suffice with others' pix.
Gazpacho is tasty, but I doubt maroo will eat it. I'll save it for me.

but maybe if we put whip cream on it???
Click away, my friend! I hope we haven't tainted your mind too much with our crazy and ever so silly, (and slightly off-color, I might add) banter.
Well I'm back from my 3day mini vacation and I think I'm all caught up.
On our trip, I issued a Biscuit decree that entering The Land Pavilion counted as 1 veggie credit, riding Living the Land counted as 4, and riding Soarin counted as a fruit/citrus/vitamin C credit. Also vegetable credits were issued for adding lettuce and or pickles to a hamburger (double points for adding both), and garnishes all counted as credits as the meat they sat on sucked all the vitamins out of them. (Everyone knows meat does that.)
As to flatulence and humor, well, what can I say? Nothing cracks me up like a well executed pongu. I have a particularly explosive story on the subject from our last day in the parks. I also like to say things when I belch. Is that TMI?
ANYWHO, hope all is going well in Blankastan. Given the lively banter on the PTR, I cant WAIT to hear the wile and Zany tales that make it into the TR!
BTW just how much are you charging to omit embarrassing incidents?
Like I said, I think it can go both ways, $$ to have stuff omitted, AND $$ to have stuff POSTED! Hmmm... just think of the possibilities!
As to your veggie counting system. I think TK, maroo, and Jen could all go for it. I'm sticking with my gazpacho, baby! Pongus for all!
you know what...if someone will make me that veggie stuff...I will try it.
There. I said it.
Unfortunately...I also....don't like... condiments. No ketchup. Mustard. Mayo. I know. Sad.
A fee for omitting embarrassing incidents?? Hmm.
You know, our Constitution covered pictures...it said nothing about the actual reporting of incidents on the trip.
We may need another amendment!
I will make it for you someday. And since you said it...
No ketchup, mustard, mayo- I love ya, but okay, that's just weird. I adore when Johny Depp says that in Charlie (one of my fav. movies, by the way)
As to reporting... that's a whole 'nother ball of wax. Since we are Soldiers fo the utmost integrity, we should report fully and truthfully---- right??

Hot tub incidents included.
By the way, we be needin' to talk about this. You've been hidin' hot tub dirt. Who remembers that movie (was it Caddy Shack) with the floating doody (aka Payday Bar)?? Oh wouldn't it be rich??
I think it would really behoove us to put a disclaimer on this thread.
"Do not read the delightfully witty banter between Liesa, Maroo, and all their friends at 6:45am whilst your happy little family is attempting to sleep. Results could be unsavory."


What? It had eggs, flour, milk. And chocolate. I mean come on. Chocolate has flavonoids. Those are good for you!
I don't think that cake has betacarotine or antioxidants though.
Ooohhh - a fee to omit embarrassing incidents - interesting! Maybe the loyal readers of this PTR would be willing to pay a slightly higher fee to keep and embellish all embarrassing incidents.
Did you just say you would try the veggie stuff??!!?? Liesa - ship some gazpacho to Mary ASAP!
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Gazpacho comin' right over! Look out Mary!
Yes, that's what I'm talking about! You guys pay US, WE'LL pay for our trip, Then we MIGHT put some ummm.. items of interest up next Sept. My father always told me to be careful what you ask for! You could get serious amounts of arm flab (which you're likely to get ayway

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