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[tinkgurl]

I'm here!! Again, it was so great meeting you in Nashville!

 

[TarzansKat]

Maroo, I am always happy to lobby on your behalf!!!

Liesa...I can be very persuasive.

 

[maroo]

I'm here!! Again, it was so great meeting you in Nashville!

Maroo, I am always happy to lobby on your behalf!!!

Liesa...I can be very persuasive.

That is exactly what I was hoping for!

So....now...to get to some amendments!

 

[maroo]

P1 We, the Ladies of The Chosen 3, in order to form a more perfect vacation, establish childlike wonder and fun, ensure touring tranquility, provide for the common enjoyment, promote the general sense of satisfaction of money well spent, and secure the blessing of liberty to ourselves and our whims, do ordain and establish this Constitution for The Ladies of the Chosen 3.

Article I- Qualifications of The Chosen 3

P1 We, Ladies of the Chosen 3 must have a deep-seated sense of fun and adventure and an unbounded sense of wonderment waiting to be unleashed at all times, beginning with their journey towards WDW.

P2 They must be daring, to the extent that anything might happen at any time, such that as a handshake, hug, or even an impromptu waltz could happen with Pooh Bear without the slightest bat of an eye.

P3 Each lady must bear the name of The TC3 with the utmost pride, being a full participant in each laughable moment from the planning to the remembering!

P4 Each must also be extremely congenial, dealing with blisters, heat, rain, missed ADR's, closed rides, and any other expected or unexpected circumstance with grace and charm. (we are always like this anyway, so no worries-but in the face of war, one's true character is revealed)

Article II- Decision Making

P1 All major vacation decisions shall be made by The Chosen 3 collectively, with the understanding that any one of the parties can veto at any time by choosing not to participate.

P2 However, if one party member chooses not to participate in an activity requiring reservations, she must notifty the TC3 ADR coordinator in time to cancel without big deal ramifications.

Article III- Whining and Complaining

P1 Each TC3 Lady agrees NOT to whine, moan or complain (this includes eye rolling!!) about the plans that have been made!

P2 However, husbands, other family members, previously mentioned sworn enemies and other facets of our routine lives are all fair game!

Article VI- Grace and Understanding

P1 Each TC3 Party Member shall recognize that the others will have come for various reasons, motivations, and means. Therefore, each TC3 Member will give grace, patience, and understanding during the U.L.T.t.W.D.W. (Ultimate Ladies Trip to WDW) If someone says "no", there shall be no cajoling, teasing, pushing or putting down. Let's face it, while one may want a balloon, another may want an hour alone.

The Obligatory 10 Amendments:

I. NO farting in the bedroom!! but the bathroom and balcony areas leave every freedom for flagrant flatulance-let 'er rip ladies!

II. The TC3 remain the right to laugh at each others' character interactions. And NO laughing at each others' arm flab during hugs or poses- especially Soldier #'s.

III. Each Member must act and feel childlike during the trip. If skipping down Main Street, or buying a 3rd Mickey bar facilitates that, then it can and will happen!

IV. maroo agrees to eat her zucchini and cucumbers at each meal, or she must ride the tea cups twice in a row!

V. Sneak photos of immature behavior is absolutely allowed, but the others must ask permission to post them first- especially if there is arm flab in plain sight!

VI. The Ladies of the TC3 agree NOT to laugh at the others' most likely riciculous purchases. One woman's treasure is another's rejectamenta.

VII. NO throwing hissy fits for getting trounced on Buzz or TSM. Let the high score speak for itself.

VIII. Soldiers #'s 1 and 3 will agree to accommodate maroo's obsession with the hot tub at least once or twice. But, I say a margarita by the pool afterwards baby!

XI. Belly laughs, tears of joy, random glasses of wine, and impulse purchases are all allowed, and in fact, encouraged.

X. No Soldier will withhold their meal from a food art picture. All must be properly recorded and goggled over.

Maroo, being sworn in to represent one third of the TC3, is hereby requesting the following amendments to the Constitution:

Ahem.

First, in Article I, Paragraph 3: Let it state the following:

Each lady must bear the name of The TC3 with the utmost pride, being a full participant in each laughable moment from the planning to the remembering and of course, trip reporting!

This adds the phrase "and of course, trip reporting!" to the aforementioned sentence.


Secondly, I propose we strike IV completely from the Obligatory 10 Amendments (which should be Commandments, right? with a little c, maybe?). This should be stricken from the record persuant Article IV, Paragraph 1, which states that we will have grace and understanding and during the UTLtWDW. This would also possibly violate Amendment (now commandment) I which expressly states there should be no flatulence in the domicile.

To replace Amendment IV, hereto forementioned to be stricken, should instead in it's place read:

IV. maroo is required to eat 4 veggies per day as outlined in the online weight watchers program under which maroo is currently participating. However, maroo reserves the right to strike, amend or otherwise disregard this article altogether without prior warning and without prior written notice!




This amendment is now being presented to the Committee and maroo has employed lobbyists who will help persuade, on her behalf, the Committee to accept these amendments in the Constitution. (ahem, TK.)

All in favor?!?!

 

[TarzansKat]

AYE!

Quite frankly spoken, I am all for the maintenance of self through the imbibing and eating of a variety of foods good for the mind, soul, and body. With those particulars in mind, let us also remember that there is a time to...indulge oneself, so to speak. And though, we may want to better ourselves and our friends through such fine eating habits, we may also want to remember that we will be sharing a domicile with said friends. A domicile which could in fact, become most unpleasant, and could cause one friend to unwittingly violate one the of the constitutional laws! In order to maintain the sanctity of this sacred contract, I heretofore concur with Maroo.

































(If we'd like to be a little more crass, eat too many veggies, make too many stinkies.)

 

[maroo]

Oh. My. Gosh.

can't breathe.




Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard.





my chest hurts.

I am laughing so hard.

 

[TarzansKat]

Oh. My. Gosh.

can't breathe.




Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard.





my chest hurts.

I am laughing so hard.

You know, I'm always happy to bring on the funny.

I seriously missed my calling as a lawyer.

Honestly, no one can bs...I mean...litigate like I can.

 

[maroo]

Perfect. TK. Just perfect.

Now, I want to go over the pond and wake Liesa up...

Oh Liesa, Oh Liesa....wake up! You are missing all of the fun over here!

 

[TarzansKat]

Perfect. TK. Just perfect.

Now, I want to go over the pond and wake Liesa up...

Oh Liesa, Oh Liesa....wake up! You are missing all of the fun over here!

I can only imagine her face when she sees, oooo, look at all the activity on the PTR! I'l just mosey on over and see...HE-EY!!!!

 

[maroo]

You know, I'm always happy to bring on the funny.

I seriously missed my calling as a lawyer.

Honestly, no one can bs...I mean...litigate like I can.

I don't know...

Many of the lawyers I know are now Disney Podcasters....

You know their Mom is proud.


I am still wiping tears off of my face. Perfect. Even Muffin is looking at me like I am totally crazy.

you did a great job...uh...litigating.

 

[maroo]

I can only imagine her face when she sees, oooo, look at all the activity on the PTR! I'l just mosey on over and see...HE-EY!!!!

she is probably going to wonder why the pre-trippie grew by a whole page and a half while she innocently slept!

 

[TarzansKat]

I don't know...

Many of the lawyers I know are now Disney Podcasters....

You know their Mom is proud.

Darn tootin!

I am still wiping tears off of my face. Perfect. Even Muffin is looking at me like I am totally crazy.

you did a great job...uh...litigating.

Aw! I've had a rough couple of days, and making someone else laugh really makes my day.

she is probably going to wonder why the pre-trippie grew by a whole page and a half while she innocently slept!

HA!

And on that note, my dear, I'm off to bed. We had a great day with DS at the zoo (my parents and I) and a nice lunch out and the whole shebang and all that fresh air just tired me out! Have a good one!

 

[maroo]

Aw! I've had a rough couple of days, and making someone else laugh really makes my day.

.....


And on that note, my dear, I'm off to bed. We had a great day with DS at the zoo (my parents and I) and a nice lunch out and the whole shebang and all that fresh air just tired me out! Have a good one!

Aw! I am sorry TK! You did make my day! That was perfect and I laughed for a full 5 minutes. Heck, I am chuckling just thinking about it!

I hope your days start looking up very soon!

Glad you guys had fun at the zoo. Have a nice night!

 

[All7OfUs]

Maroo, being sworn in to represent one third of the TC3, is hereby requesting the following amendments to the Constitution:



This adds the phrase "and of course, trip reporting!" to the aforementioned sentence.


Secondly, I propose we strike IV completely from the Obligatory 10 Amendments (which should be Commandments, right? with a little c, maybe?). This should be stricken from the record persuant Article IV, Paragraph 1, which states that we will have grace and understanding and during the UTLtWDW. This would also possibly violate Amendment (now commandment) I which expressly states there should be no flatulence in the domicile.

To replace Amendment IV, hereto forementioned to be stricken, should instead in it's place read:

IV. maroo is required to eat 4 veggies per day as outlined in the online weight watchers program under which maroo is currently participating. However, maroo reserves the right to strike, amend or otherwise disregard this article altogether without prior warning and without prior written notice!

This amendment is now being presented to the Committee and maroo has employed lobbyists who will help persuade, on her behalf, the Committee to accept these amendments in the Constitution. (ahem, TK.)

All in favor?!?!

First off, I'm not sure I can match wits with TK, who obviously has the panache for being not only an instigator, but also a very good, um what are we calling this role of BS'er?, litigator?? Hmmm....

Let me just add that although my skills are still not quite as good, I do have large amounts of practice "debating" with corrupt road police, immigration departments, tax department idiots, and bumbling house repair workers---- in another language. I can be pretty persuasive too; I haven't been in jail. Yet.

Okay all that being said, here are my comments....

Regarding very large Disney farts that are bound to "happen", let me just say, that I did reserve the balcony and bathroom areas for said offenses. Ladies (and the few very distinguished (NOT) gentlemen) that are reading along, they are going to happen; you can't eat at Caseys without that small (or not) side effect. I promise I won't rip one in a queue or anything like that, but I think our common abode must have some places to let loose.

But maybe as a consequence for letting one slip in the room the other should have to pay up a Mickey Bar- as a token of reconciliation to the other ladies.

Now, so that maroo doesn't have intestinal issues (if you were living here I'd roll my eyes- as in lame excuse) the entire trip, we'll let you off the hook. You are right, I concede, it would be questionably in conflict with Article 3 Pt. 1 But, I'm watching you Wazalski, always watching. I'm countin' em --4 a day!!! And... to appease our new lawyer friend here, I'll even let a Minnie's Strawberry bar count as one. But unlike our public schools, I WILL NOT let ketchup fly as one! Sorry!

In the same token, you'll have to count my strawberry or peach dacquiri as one then too.

All in favor??

 

[All7OfUs]

Yes, we are now down to exactly 14 months from The Invasion of Resort.

To mark this monumentous occassion we are promoting ourselves to the rank of Corporal. Why? Well, we are more savvy than mere Privates now, as we've done our research and graduated out of basic training.

Corporal also sounds better than Privates, anyway. Who wants to be asked, "How's your privates?"

So, there you have it. Each month we will be promoting ourselves- because it's our own trip and we have the right to, and it gives us fun "ticker" to play with.

By the way, for you purists, I did look up the rankings for the army, and there are way more than 14, so we'll just pick the best sounding ones, okay?

 

[that's nice]

<snip>
Regarding very large Disney farts that are bound to "happen", let me just say, that I did reserve the balcony and bathroom areas for said offenses. Ladies (and the few very distinguished (NOT) gentlemen) that are reading along, they are going to happen; you can't eat at Caseys without that small (or not) side effect. I promise I won't rip one in a queue or anything like that, but I think our common abode must have some places to let loose.

I can help but notice this statement. I do believe this is being directed solely at me, as I can't think of any other, as you put it, 'gentlemen' following this thread. Will not DIS for this entire day in protest... and my opinions and views from this point forward will be nothing but serious and PTR worthy. Furthermore, if one of the TC3 members have something to say directly to me please use the supplied PM to state your comment.

Good day everyone.

 

[jenb1023]

You guys kill me! Love the amendments and the eloquent and loquacious way they were presented (just had to throw some big words in there too).

That's Nice - you should definitely be offended. Even though I am relatively new to this PTR I knew that comment was coming straight your way too.

 

[All7OfUs]

Ha! I'm so sorry! Didn't mean to offend too terribly!

but, actually, there are at least 3- you, GB, and once in a while Shir Khan shows up. Mostly, I was referring to GB's classic love of all things potty humor- so in fact, it wasn't too directed at you- just a bit of good hearted teasing

Honestly, I didn't mean it to be mean- spirited! Please forgive me!

So, I retract my statement and say that all the guys here with us ARE distinguished! and very "Nice" I might add

 

[maroo]

I can help but notice this statement. I do believe this is being directed solely at me, as I can't think of any other, as you put it, 'gentlemen' following this thread. Will not DIS for this entire day in protest... and my opinions and views from this point forward will be nothing but serious and PTR worthy. Furthermore, if one of the TC3 members have something to say directly to me please use the supplied PM to state your comment.

Good day everyone.

Aww!!! My friend! Please don't leave us!



You know we have a TON of guys on here. I actually can't tell who is a boy and who is a girl. It is very confusing. I think we need pink names and blue names. For the longest I thought Matt1026 was a Dad and she is the Mom!

 

[maroo]

And I am so glad the Amendments was accepted! It was, right?

Can we reprint it and all sign it? Was LeeAnn ok with it?