Land Of Sensible Enjoyable Reality-based Sweethearts.-AKA The "LOSERS" come on in!

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Man am I pooped. Had to wake up early and meet my parents at a popular local breakfast spot. Why do you ask...their flight arrived at 8:40 AM. They flew nonstop from Vegas. I dunno how they do that. So after breakfast went home...farted around on the computer and gathered my laundry.

Walking to the car I was almost blown away...winds were gusting up to 60 MPH today. And ya know what almost hit me on my way to my parents house? Anyone wanna guess? No? Ok I will tell you...a tumbleweed the size of a HOUSE. Yes it was the size of a small house. This sucker was HUGE. Add the winds and I was not a happy camper.

So I did my laundry, ate some of my parents food and came home...again in the wind. All the tumbleweeds are lined up on the side of the road...just waiting for some unsuspecting motorist.

So I took a bath, washed my hair, actually shaved my legs and then I straightened my hair. That took forever. If I didn't like the end result so much I wouldn't do it.

Now I am eating chocolate ice cream as my dinner and will call it a night soon.
 
Morning losers!

Off for another day at the "W" place!
 
Mornin' Losers! Happy St. Patty's day and Happy Birthday to my DS10. We are now into DOUBLE DIGITS!! I have lots to do including having 30 cookies baked and decorated by 12:00 today for his classmates at lunch..Hope I can get it done-wish me luck!!

Have a great GREEN day!!

Linty, I hope you will not encounter any more building sized tumbleweeds today..the picture in my mind was something like out of an old black and white B-movie...."The Tumbleweed that Ate Lintasare"...
 
Queenine, Happy BDay to DS10!!!!

I see this place is a bit of a disaster zone. I actually cleaned yesterday, so now I don't have to worry about someone sneaking into my house with a camera and posting the pics here.

The fish....well, that's touch and go. BIL came home Saturday early evening. He never even noticed the fish. He had fed the fish, and didn't say anything about it looking funny.

But yesterday, while we were visiting, my DS3 opened his big mouth and said "My gonna go see that fish died."

Everyone got real still and didn't say anything. Finally, BIL said, "What did he say died?"

"Fish" my DS replied.

"MY FISH DIED?!?!" BIL hollars.

"Your fish isn't dead, I just fed it this morning!" MIL says.

BIL pauses for a minute. "I dunno, Debbie could have switched fish or something."

Not actually being able to lie (I'm the worlds worst liar, and I get consumed by guilt), I just laugh, Ha Ha, "Suuuuuuuuuuuure. I switched the fish" I say in a joking/sarcastic manner.

And then my DS8 must think, well Mommy confessed, so it's ok to talk about it. "I picked it out" he tells BIL.

MIL is sitting in the chair, shaking her head. No, no, no, no, she shakes, looking at DS8.

Everything gets real quiet for a minute. "So, uh, er, um," I stammer, "Are you going back to WDW when we go next year?" I ask in a very lame, not so indescreet attempt to change the subject.

I'm sure as soon as we left, he gave the fish a thorough exam and figured it out. I was this close to getting away with it.

Darn those pesky kids.
 

I have had the most LOSER morning in my recent history. I have to run DS2 to the dentist again, but when I return I'll try to get pictures up of my "green food" for DS6s St Pat party disaster.
 
Queenie - happy birthday to DS!! Good luck with the cookies.... you winner mom you. Way to not break down and just go to the grocery store for some shamrock cookies!!
 
Mornin' Losers! Happy St. Patty's day and Happy Birthday to my DS10. We are now into DOUBLE DIGITS!! I have lots to do including having 30 cookies baked and decorated by 12:00 today for his classmates at lunch..Hope I can get it done-wish me luck!!

Have a great GREEN day!!
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Happy Birthday to your son! My ds just turned 10 a couple weeks ago. I really have notice his personality changing lately. Good luck with the cookies!
 
Morning Losers, last night the wind was howling. If I didn't know any better I would have though a tornado had hit. We were having tropical storm force winds out there. Of course out here we don't say tropical storm...we just say high winds. This morning as I was leaving for work there were shingles all over the place. God I hope the roof doesn't start leaking when the summer monsoons hit. That would just suck.
 
Morning Losers, last night the wind was howling. If I didn't know any better I would have though a tornado had hit. We were having tropical storm force winds out there. Of course out here we don't say tropical storm...we just say high winds. This morning as I was leaving for work there were shingles all over the place. God I hope the roof doesn't start leaking when the summer monsoons hit. That would just suck.

Just click your heels 3 times and repeat "there's no place like home..."

:thumbsup2

And watch out for the Wicked Witch of the West. But, come to think of it, I haven't seen her on lately.... :laughing:
 
Morning Losers, last night the wind was howling. If I didn't know any better I would have though a tornado had hit. We were having tropical storm force winds out there. Of course out here we don't say tropical storm...we just say high winds. This morning as I was leaving for work there were shingles all over the place. God I hope the roof doesn't start leaking when the summer monsoons hit. That would just suck.

Doesn't it just make you want to stay cuddled up under the covers??
 
dang, shore. I'm laughing. and nice new signature. that's...daring.

I know...I keep waiting to get a PM from a Mod, or get points from it.

Maybe I should ask them if it's ok?? I don't want to get in trouble for something so trivial, but I can't help it if someone see's my siggy and their brain automatically goes to the gutter.

Should I PM a Mod and ask? Go over to the tech board and ask?
 
I know...I keep waiting to get a PM from a Mod, or get points from it.

Maybe I should ask them if it's ok?? I don't want to get in trouble for something so trivial, but I can't help it if someone see's my siggy and their brain automatically goes to the gutter.

Should I PM a Mod and ask? Go over to the tech board and ask?

Nahh... I don't find it offensive

Besides, it's what you do with crabs - eat them. Right?
 
Morning everyone, I'm back:)
Was just a busy, updating recipe file (over 200 pages :scared1: but it's all Disney recipes so it's good), friend over with baby, Easter shopping, sinus headache w/ a back to back migraine, kid sick in the middle of the night kind of week. Oh and throw in the cleaning too.
Now I am back and now have to catch up on everything I missed from the last week.
Glad I made it back before you really trashed the place and had to move again.
 
Mornin', losers. Happy St. Patrick's Day! <insert cute shamrocky picture here>

I have to get my corned beef in the crock pot and go buy a new mouse. Woo-hoo. :rolleyes:
 
Nahh... let's just see how long it takes them to catch on....

Might score you some extra points for the T contest in the lounge... :laughing:

Besides, it's what you do with crabs - eat them. Right?

Yup, that's what you do with them. I'm looking at it as a marketing ploy. I'm in the business of selling crabs. If someone see's my siggy and gets an inkling to eat some crabs, it's good for my whole industry.

Morning everyone, I'm back:)
Was just a busy, updating recipe file (over 200 pages :scared1: but it's all Disney recipes so it's good), friend over with baby, Easter shopping, sinus headache w/ a back to back migraine, kid sick in the middle of the night kind of week. Oh and throw in the cleaning too.
Now I am back and now have to catch up on everything I missed from the last week.
Glad I made it back before you really trashed the place and had to move again.

WB Tink!! We'd been wondering what you were up to. Sorry you had such a sucky week.
 
ok....I had some time on my hands

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Yup, that's what you do with them. I'm looking at it as a marketing ploy. I'm in the business of selling crabs. If someone see's my siggy and gets an inkling to eat some crabs, it's good for my whole industry.

Except, he's blinking at me. :scared1:

DH loves stonecrabbing. He actually needs a new pair of gloves now because one of the #$%@# tore right through the neoprene!!
 
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