Floridanut
Earning My Ears
- Joined
- Sep 11, 2001
- Messages
- 37
Hi all,
Just found these and thought you might enjoy them.
Most of them apply to our Kitchen
.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen
is delirious.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives
the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they
shall never cease to be amused.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Housework done properly can kill you.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending
machines.
Enjoy!
Kieran
Just found these and thought you might enjoy them.
Most of them apply to our Kitchen
.A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen
is delirious.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives
the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they
shall never cease to be amused.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Housework done properly can kill you.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending
machines.
Enjoy!
Kieran
!!!
