Kids say the funniest things...

[eemmie1]

I was recently reading a thread about re-gifting and it got me thinking about the funny things that little ones say. When my niece was 5 she was in the grocery store with my mother. Someone in the store passed gas and my niece points to the guy and yelled "Grandma he farted and it stinks"

 

[Bluestars]

When my son was 7 or so I took him to the urgent care. The doctor asked him several questions. My son was answering them just fine, but then the doctor asked him how often he had a bowel movement. My son said, "Only on the weekends." I have no idea why he said that.

 

[Ohiodislover]

We were at a Red's baseball game many years ago-It was the 70s, or early 80s. My cousin went up behind a black man with an afro, and felt the top of his hair-When the man turned to look at him he proudly proclaimed that he "just wanted to know what it felt like"