Kevin, my cat is knocking all the water out of her bowl...

[kaligal]

She knocks all the water out of the bowl and then cries because there is no water.

It's very annoying. And very wet.

She will even put her paw under the rim and flip the whole thing upside-down. If you call her name, she runs like hell. She knows she's not supposed to do this.

It's like she doesn't care about drinking or making me do work at all. It's almost like she's doing it just to upset me.

Do you hear me, Kevin?!

 

[DisneyKevin]

I'm busy closing down internet radio stations and fixing the weather.

My cat behavioral psychology skills are just going to have to wait.

I'm going to need one of those number delivery systems like they use at your supermarket deli.

 

[dalt01]

i will take a pound of ham please.

 

[DisneyKevin]

i will take a pound of ham please.

 

[kaligal]

I'm busy closing down internet radio stations and fixing the weather.

 

[jediobiwan]

While you're at it, why don't you do something about the economy and world peace

 

[PeterPan09]

While you're at it, why don't you do something about the economy and world peace

and I-4 Traffic!!!

 

[catycatcat4]

and I-4 Traffic!!!

 

[dgthree]

and I-4 Traffic!!!

How about global warming, too?

 

[catycatcat4]

How about global warming, too?

It snowed in florida, World sure is getting warm.

 

[Disney Khi]

And my baby is teething and waking every hour during the night. What should I do about that, huh, Kevin? (I'm just a bit exhausted righ now!)

 

[dgthree]

It snowed in florida, World sure is getting warm.

How's about we just call it global climate change, then? But I still think Kevin can fix it. =)

 

[dpuck1998]

Hello, is this the help line? I need help....'nuff said

 

[*NikkiBell*]

I'm having a very bad hair day and can't find my Aqua Net. Can you help me?

 

[bigmoonmullen]

Is it because Julie is reporting the weather that Kevin has to fix it?

 

[alebisi]

This thread made my day frpm the first post to the last one

 

[sjsjbrook]

Kevin, once you solve all those things I have a few more things for you to do. Maybe after that I will let you go to the ball. If you find something suitable to wear.

 

[daneenm]

OK, while you are at it, since we know you can control and fix everything... I need someone to come take care of my children so i might attend PCC 2.0. They need to be responsible, able to play chauffeur, part teacher so they can help the children with their homework, able to care for a child with Type 1 Diabetes, care for the cats and 16 year old dog and will cook breakfast and dinner and pack lunches.

Not such a tall order seeing as how you deal with really big things like weather!

 

[ADP]

Hello, is this the help line? I need help....'nuff said

Boy...You ain't a kiddin'

Sorry...Couldn't resist. You're still the man Puck

 

[howlongtillsummer?]

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