Okay, here goes nothing:
Four score and seven years ago... no wait, that's not right. Aha, here we are. Not so long ago, in a wonderful time known as 1986 (Yes I know, it's a year early, let me get to my point), God decided to bless a wonderful couple with a gifted child. So a while later, November 5th 1987, Paul Kevin Jonas the second was born.
This only starts the Jonas era. Two very gracious years later, on August 5th 1989, Joseph Adam Jonas was brought into this world. And finally, on September 16th 1992, Nicholas Jerry Jonas took his first breath. So why should any of this matter? Well, I think we owe a lot to God for bringing down such artwork! These fine men have obviously been brought down upon our generation for some magnificent reason. To give back to God for making the Female species such eye candy, we must celebrate...
International Jonas Brothers Day! *queue trumpets*
What is such a day, you may ponder? It's a day to rejoice all things Jonas, of course! The date for such a beautiful event is dated at November 30th, so on November 30th break out into a Jonas Fever!
However, for every ray of sunshine is a cloud of thunder. For some ungrateful fellows, the Jonas Brothers are not apparently "God-like" (Gape in awe now). So every May 7th is declared a Jonas Hate Day. To fight this unearthly cause, you must show your spirit for the boys in any way, shape, or form.
Team Jonas!
Wow, I can't believe I just typed that. Haha. Oh well, all that information is accurate by the way.
Psshh...
My grandmother on my mom's side is originally from North Carolina, don't they have family there?
