Jokes

[KPCat]

So, there's this elderly married couple, the wife's at home and the husband's coming home from work. So she turns on the TV only to hear about a guy driving on the wrong way on the freeway. She calls her husband and says, "Be careful honey, there's a crazy guy driving on the wrong side of the freeway," and he says, "I know, there's hundreds of them!"
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There's this married couple and the husband always wants to go on this plane tour that costs $10, and his wife always says,"no, we can't afford it, $10 is $10," so she says the same thing every year. So on his 70th birthday he says to his wife,"I'm 70 years old, I'm not gettin' any younger! I want to go on the plane tour!," and the pilot overhears them, and so he makes them a deal, if they can be silent the whole time, they don't have to pay, but if the say a word, they have to pay the $10. They agree and they get in the plane. The pilot wants his money so he tries to get them to talk, he's doin' loops, dips, and barrelrolls, and they don't talk. So he does it again. Then they land. The pilot says to the husband, "wow, you were quiet the whole time!" The husband says,"well, I was gonna say something when my wife fell out but, $10 is $10..."
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[KPCat]

So, there's this elderly married couple, the wife's at home and the husband's coming home from work. So she turns on the TV only to hear about a guy driving on the wrong way on the freeway. She calls her husband and says, "Be careful honey, there's a crazy guy driving on the wrong side of the freeway," and he says, "I know, there's hundreds of them!"
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There's this married couple and the husband always wants to go on this plane tour that costs $10, and his wife always says,"no, we can't afford it, $10 is $10," so she says the same thing every year. So on his 70th birthday he says to his wife,"I'm 70 years old, I'm not gettin' any younger! I want to go on the plane tour!," and the pilot overhears them, and so he makes them a deal, if they can be silent the whole time, they don't have to pay, but if the say a word, they have to pay the $10. They agree and they get in the plane. The pilot wants his money so he tries to get them to talk, he's doin' loops, dips, and barrelrolls, and they don't talk. So he does it again. Then they land. The pilot says to the husband, "wow, you were quiet the whole time!" The husband says,"well, I was gonna say something when my wife fell out but, $10 is $10..."
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